Текст песни On* - MC Chris

On star to find the clit, I need Onstar to find the clit
On star to find the clit, I need Onstar to find the clit
No shit

I pushed the On star button a long time ago
Don't you see how late it reacted?
She only come when, she come when she wanna
I think her junk is dead, hope she's an organ donor
I think I got the basis to find my way to home base
But I'm thinking of a way if I don't see your O-face
I want your teeth clenched, face pressed in the pillows
I want your toes to curl like decomposing armadillos

But I hear you yawning while I'm all in your stuff,
I want to solve the case of the mysterious muff.
So let the curtains billow, snap the panty elastic
Get down to it before we kick it monastic
Your body's fantastic, I like every part
As for the parts I can't find, I don't know where to start
There's anxiety inside of me with every performance
So shoot me up a flare and let me know your coordinates!

On star to find the clit, I need Onstar to find the clit
On star to find the clit, I need Onstar to find the clit
No shit

I think were on the brink of Armageddon
It's like Freddy shreddin' when were sweatin' cause we broke the bed in
Spelunking in your trunk when i made the descent
I can never get you crunk, AKA your not wet
You may not believe this "I'm no sexual genius"
I want you screamin' "Jesus," while i'm on your mons venus
Understand your hood and glands like the back of my hands
Am i in the ballpark or in the back of the stands
Give me a sign, but don't give me the tap
Been around the block and seen the charts and the graphs
And what i gather from your laughter, it's embedded in flesh
I stir the mac n' cheese while i wheeze upon her chest
It's time the surgeons takes my word and helps me fix my flat
You got a lot?
I was so alone, and kinda' lost. I'm nowhere to be found
It was all for not, upon the spot, until you came around.

[Skit]
Onstar: This is Hally, whats your damage?
MC: OH THANK GOD! Oh thank god! my car just hit a deer and did a triple flip into some pine trees, and then rolled down the hill like forty times. I'm upside-down in a river bed and I'm being attacked by a bear and I'm drowning at the same time! BACK! BACK! OW! OW! IT GOT MY LEG! IT PEELED MY LEG OFF!
OnStar: Just sit tight and we'll send someone right out.
[/Skit]

On star to find the clit, I need Onstar to find the clit
On star to find the clit, I need Onstar to find the clit
No shit

On star to find the clit, I need Onstar to find the clit
On star to find the clit, I need Onstar to find the clit
No shit