Текст песни Your Friend Wil - MC Frontalot
Your
friends,
always
honest
with
you,
tell
you
the
truth.
They
respond,
on
occasion,
"you're
behaving
uncouthly
And
had
ought
to
clean
up
your
act."
You've
got
one
in
particular,
dispenses
with
tact,
Says
it
plain
to
your
face,
his
advice
unimpeachable.
Feel
chastised?
Any
animal's
teachable.
Any
goal's
reachable.
Let
us
embark.
We
declare;
we
declaim;
we
decry.
We
remark
That
ethics
and
etiquette
have
yet
to
jump
shark
(Dynamite
strapped
to
them
but
yet
to
set
spark).
With
that
in
mind,
employ
each
as
it
lingers.
Keep
the
phrase
in
ready
reach
of
your
fingers
Lest
you
forget
for
a
moment
the
edict.
Trap
agape,
frozen;
pull
out
and
read
it.
Your
friend
consistently
counsels
the
same,
Urging
all
dickishness
struck
from
the
game.
Your
friend
Wil
Your
friend
Wil
declares
Your
friend
Wil
declares:
don't
be
a
dick
How'd
your
friend
get
possession
of
the
wisdom;
Once
hooked
a
headset
into
wrong
system,
Listened?
Heard
what?
Cock-a-doodle-dos.
If
you
think
it's
involuntary,
get
disabused.
It's
you.
You
do
or
you
don't,
at
your
discretion.
Your
dickery's
untamed?
Practice
repression.
Act
as
direction
suggests
and
desist.
Your
friends
all
insist.
You
come
down
to
this:
Got
one
who
warns
he
could
get
a
little
stabby.
That'd
be
bad
form,
but
he
gets
a
little
crabby.
He's
aptly
the
messenger,
hardened
of
hide.
(What
if
somebody
wrote
alt.you.die.die.die?)
If
you'd
see
your
adherence
assured
all
the
more
so,
Silkscreen
what
your
friend
said
on
your
torso,
Wear
it
out
proudly,
point
and
recite.
Any
dick
walks
by
got
to
save
versus
contrite.
1 Zero Day
2 Charisma Potion
3 Jacquelyn Hyde
4 Your Friend Wil
5 The Tribulations of Muffy and Percival
6 First World Problem
7 Disaster
8 Everyone's A Critic
9 A Little Bit Broad
10 Spoiler Alert
11 80085
12 Question And Answer Time
13 Better At Rapping
14 The Council of Loathing
15 Front the Most
16 Painstakingly Concealed Secret Track
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