Текст песни Signing Emo (live with Bowling for Soup in Loughborough, England, 10-22-05) - MC Lars
Once
upon
a
time,
in
the
city
of
Los
Angeles...
"Marty,
Marty
listen
to
me.
Bring
me
something
the
kids
will
cry
for.
Get
out
there,
and
get
us
stoked!"
Meet
Marty,
major
label
A&R
scout,
forty
years
old,
gut
hanging
out.
Red
Ferrari,
Marty
living
in
L.A.
bumps
another
line
to
get
through
the
day.
Dumped
by
his
girl,
he
paid
for
her
liposuction,
His
friends
call
him
"Money",
in
his
introduction.
And
Marty
knows
nothing
but
claims
to
know
it
all,
Lose
the
flat
screen
TV
if
he
drops
the
ball.
You're
as
good
as
your
last
hit,
find
the
next
big
thing.
If
he
doesn't
bring
the
bling,
his
cell
phone
won't
ring.
What's
the
trend,
what's
new?
What's
a
label
scout
to
do?
Office
life,
Marty
11:
32.
The
label
pres.
calls
and
yells,
"Sign
more
emo!"
How
about
screamo?
"If
it
sells,
sign
Nemo,"
"We're
down
2%,
and
BMG
knows,
My
Daughter
likes
Dashboard,
so
get
me
one
of
those!"
He
checks
AP.net,
the
Scout
and
more,
Yelling
band
names
to
his
assistant
through
the
door.
The
kids
like
this,
who
cares
if
it's
great?
So
he
signs
a
band
called
Hearts
that
Hate.
"Marty...
we've
got
a
hit."
Cry
tonight.
My
hands
around
your
hands.
I
won't
let
you
die
tonight.
Cry
tonight.
My
heart's
in
your
hands.
I
won't
let
you...
Hearts
that
Hate,
Marty
goes
to
their
show,
up
in
the
club
and
here
we
go.
Marty
sees
a
girl
in
a
Simple
Plan
shirt
with
a
Senses
Fail
boy,
that'll
never
work.
He
finds
his
label
friends
in
the
corner
they
huddle,
An
emo
cattle
auction,
they
penetrate
the
bubble.
They
talk
about
Victory
and
signing
TBS,
Dissing
the
same
bands
they
just
tried
to
impress.
So
the
lights
go
down,
the
crowd
starts
to
scream,
Hearts
that
Hate
have
hit
the
scene.
Blake
on
vocals,
and
lead
guitar,
He
does
a
backflip,
"Look
how
different
we
are!"
They
show
up
at
the
studio
to
record
it,
A
TRL,
Billboard
Modern
Rock
hit.
They
auto-tune
Blake,
but
he
can't
tell.
He
says,
"I've
got
perfect
pitch,
damn
I
sing
well."
ProTools,
Logic,
cut,
copy,
paste,
quantized
solos
and
quantized
bass.
Signed,
sealed,
deliver
and
sent,
across
the
U.S.
and
the
single
went...
REPEAT
Momentum
builds,
but
it
all
caves
in.
Industrial
comes
back,
the
pres.
needs
a
NIN.
Marty
finds
a
new
band
called
"Fetal
Coil"
And
Hearts
that
Hate
try
to
keep
their
fans
loyal.
They
re-work
their
sound
for
album
number
two,
As
"Machines
of
Hate,"
but
their
career
is
through.
They
break
up
and
work
pushing
mops
and
brooms,
Blake
gives
guitar
lessons
in
his
living
room.
Blake
gives
guitar
lessons
in
his
living
room,
Blake
gives
guitar
lessons
in
his
living
room.
"Can
you
teach
me
track
five
Mr.
Blake?"
"Hey,
I
wrote
that
song
and
it
goes
like
this!"
REPEAT
1 Scientology = WTF?
2 My Daughters Like to Drink
3 Roommate From Hell (Ice & Fire Mix)
4 Shvensen Fitzlogik
5 Hot Topic Is Not Punk Rock (live with Simple Plan, Dublin, Ireland 2-19-06)
6 I Can't Speak that Well and I am a Christian Fundamentalist Prick
7 White Kids Aren't Hyphy (DJ Khaled remix)
8 Turn Your Cell Phone Off
9 Gary
10 Wal-Mart Nation
11 This Is Rock and Roll (remixed by Wendy & the Brain)
12 Hot Girls Make Guys Do Really Stupid Things
13 An Open Letter to Dick Cheney
14 Signing Emo (live with Bowling for Soup in Loughborough, England, 10-22-05)
15 My Biochemical Terrorist Romance
16 711 Hawaii Prank Call
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