Текст песни Mussolini Miscellany - MC Mr. Napkins

Buongiorno party people!
It's your man Napkins
With the rap jams that can get a 20th
Century European history fans hands clapping.
Lights. Camera. And action!

From 1922 until 1943
Benito Mussolini was the dictator of Italy
Know as "Il Duce" the founder of the fascists
He signed a pact with Hitler and fought with the Axis
But Italy was little equipped for the conflict
They lost the war, the people were despondent
They blamed Mussolini for their woes and destitution
So after the deposed him, they chose to execute him
Now I could give you lotsa dry Mussolini details
But man I keep it poppin for my fellas and my females
Don't wanna bore you with the info that I give ya
So let's get this party started with some Mussolini trivia
Mussolini miscellany,
He's so freaky, he's so crazy, got that fascist party started
Let's get this party started
So move your bootay while I groove ya with minutia
Bout that dude they called "il duce" baby
Mussolini miscellany
Benito Amilcare Andrea Mussolini
He's got 4 names when he's introduced completely
So his initials are B A A M
And kinda fun cause it sorta spells BAM!
Now Mussolini liked to eat Italian cuisiney
No sushi, no tacos, no hummus and tahini
He like chicken tetrazini, linguini and fettuccini and zucchini
Rhyming in Italian's very easy
And the "Duce" was a cat loving fella
With a pet lion cub that he called "Italia bella"
He brought her with him on his morning drive every day
And they'd go roam a round Rome in his Alfa Romeo
He liked downhill skiing
His height was 5'7"
He stabbed 2 kids by the age of 11
And if I rubbed a magic lamp and it produced a geni
I'd wish to be as neat-o
As Benito Mussolini
Oh Mussolini miscellany
He's so freaky, wild and zany
Killed off his opposition
It's on and poppin, listen
Just move your bootay
While I tell ya what was kooky, strange and goofy
Bout "il duce", Baby
Mussolini miscellany
His favorite cocktail
Which made him quite the merry chap
Was chianti mixed with sherbet
A strawberry frapp
And all Italians knew that was his signature libation
So after world war 2 it had some bad associations
I read that a man in a restaurant was once killed as a traitor
By a mob of angry Mussolini haters
Because he asked a waiter
To bring him one of those berry juice atinis
I guess you pay your dues
When you booze like Mussolini
And Mussolini really like to use the Muss-a-weenie
He talked a lot of ladies into losing their bikini
He even had a lover at his side when he died
They were fleeing for their lives
In 1945, but they were caught, and shot
And brought to a plaza
Where a crowd of people beat their bloody bodies like pinatas
Hung from the ankles
Dangled from the noose obscenely
You're 2 kinds of screwed when you're seduced by Mussolini
Oh, Mussolini miscellany
He is a strange one ain't he
He governed Italy, shittily
So move your bootay
While I tell you about that duce who
Was so ill that they called him "il duce"
Mussolini
Started fascism in nineteen nineteeny
Mussolini
Was the leader of an oppressive regimey
Mussolini
He invaded Ethiopia and poison gassed the people
Yo Napkins read that cruel of him
Extremely!
Mussolini
Was they ally of the nazi's in a treaty
Mussolini
He deported Jews in yarmulkes and beanies
Mussolini
Was remembered as a tyrant and a meanie
But he had 2 pet dogs named Charlie and Petini (awwww)
BAM!
That's Mussolini miscellany
That's right ya'll
It's Mussolini miscellany
Fascism my nism