Текст песни Prelude - MI Abaga

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September 27th, 2010. 53 minutes after 2300 hours. Location: Unknown

Gentlemen, gentlemen, please be seated.
You know what is at stake here, so answer me this. Where is M.I?

(Murmuring)

Hello sir! I am Jean-Pierre.
Me and my team have searched everywhere for M.
I, but have discovered he is very well hidden!

So you mean to tell me that you have
Found nothing? You insolent bastard! Kill him!

[Jean-Pierre]:
Sir! If you will delay my execution just a second, I will explain-

(Gunshots)

Eugh! Ah! Eugh! What a tragedy! I have died!

Ah, I hate to lose my temper.
But I guess if you need to get something done,
You gotta do it yourself, you know? Okay. Now to catch a rat,
You gotta know how a rat thinks.
You need to lay down the peanut
Butter. So, does he have a girlfriend?

Well sir, there is one girl who may know. Her name is... Waje!

Get her. And bring her to me. Alive!

Prontissimo, sir! He-he-he-he-he-he!

(Tires screeching)

Uh can I be your girl, for a minute
Your girl for a minute

(Banging on door)

Oh, hello gentlemen! How may I help you?

Hello, Mrs. I am Mustafa. We know you have affiliations with M.I,
And we need to see him pretty
Desperately. Where is he, or lose your life woman!

Oh you guys are too funny! You know what I think,
I think you guys are kolo oh, kolo oh, kolo eh! Ha-ha,
You guys think you can kidnap me? Well,
M.I will rescue me no matter what you do!

Woman, make no mistake!
We do not return those who we kidnap!
We are not Nigerian. You must meet my boss now, let us go!

No, let me go! No, let me go! Let me go! No!

(Tires screeching)

Where am I?! Where are you taking me?!

Hello, little girly! If you cooperate,
You′ll make it out of this alive, capisce? Now,
I have only one question,
So think carefully before you answer. Where is... M.I?

I will never tell you! Because he's gonna come rescue me! Ha-ha!
I laugh at you guys, cause you guys don′t even know M.
I. He's the greatest, he's an action star, he′s a hero!

He-he-he-he-he, I laugh at you women!
We are the greatest armed force on the face of the
Earth! We will destroy him if he dares come close-

(Gunshots)

Eh? What was that sound? You two, go check it out!

(More gunshots)

Eh, what was that sound?

(More gunshots)

Come in! Come in! Radio, come in!

(More gunshots)

What is happening?!

(Footsteps)

Who goes there? I hear footsteps,
Who goes there? Say your name or I shoot!

Hello, Mustafa. They call-they call-they call me M.
I. Are you ready to dance with the devil? Let′s go!