Текст песни Medical Marijuana Card - Macka B

The other day I was in Cali-forn-i-a
Me and mi bredrin a drive 'pon the highway
When some police come our way and say:
"Pull over 'pon the hard shoulder"
The officer said to my bredrin:
"Do you have any marijuana in the car?"
My bredrin said: "Yes officer I do, I have a ounce or two"
Then he showed the officer a card
And the officer said: "Okay, be on your way and have a good day"
Mi say to mi bredrin: "A what kind of card that, you a diplomat?"
"Him said no Macka B it's my medical marijuana card fi mi asthma"
You see as soon as me reach back a England
Mi go to the doctor, mi say doctor, cha
Give me the card like the doctor them abroad
Mi seh mi want a medical marijuana card
A di medicine we hold inna high regard
Mi seh mi want a medical marijuana card
Mi seh it's good for the Asthma
Multiple sclerosis and it good fi the cancer
Good for migraine and it good fi glaucoma
Good pain reliever and the stress and myeloma, cha
Well anyway mi seh mi go a di doctor
Mi tell him 'bout the medical marijuana
Mi tell him 'bout the card inna California
Them have it in America how come it nuh on ya, cha
Well anyway doc you see mi a get older
And mi find mi have a little pain in mi shoulder
It help fi massage it and go to the sauna
Another pain reliever is the marijuana
You know seh a nuh lie doc, you know mi a nuh faker
Just give me the card doctor, give me the paper
Only this morning, mi get this headache ya
Me need some medicine from Jamaica
Just give me the card like the doctor them abroad
Mi seh mi want a medical marijuana card
A di medicine we hold inna high regard
Mi seh mi want a medical marijuana card
Mi tell him about my affliction
Then him get the pen and him a write the prescription
Don't give mi no pill, doctor, that is addiction
Mi really want the herb, but mi nuh want the conviction
The doctor tell mi seh him know the herb a di cure man
We have some inna the chemist, but don't tell no one
Don't feel no way doc, I don't want your one
Mi have mi own a come from Westmoreland
Give me the card like the doctor them abroad
Mi seh mi want a medical marijuana card
A di medicine we hold inna high regard
Mi seh mi want a medical marijuana.
Well I'm not joking
Marijuana is not just for smoking
A di real medicine fi we
You can smoke it, eat it
Rub it or drink it as tea, oo wee
People not taking it just fi di thrill
They prescribe marijuana for the terminally ill
Good fi di stress man it help you fi chill
Drink it or you smoke you take it as you will
Pharmaceutical dem nuh like dat still
All dem want you do is take pill, pill, pill
Then fi dem pocket just fill, fill, fill
Ting a ling a ling a ling is what you hear from the till
Mi seh
Give me the card like the doctor them abroad
Mi seh mi want a medical marijuana card
A di medicine we hold inna high regard
Mi seh mi want a medical marijuana.
It's in America why not inna yard
Mi seh mi want a medical marijuana card