Cooking for Two

I know about cooking in volume
I know all about re-heating pork chops
I understand I'd be half a man
Without my microwave

Hey, I'm lonely
I shouldn't be
Hey, I'm desperate
On my knees
Oh yeah
Oh yeah

I know about leaving the dishes
I know all about not taking the trash out
I understand needing a reason, man
For rolling out of bed

Hey, I'm lonely
I shouldn't be
Hey, I'm desperate
On my knees
Oh yeah
Oh yeah

I'm cooking for one
But I want to be cooking for two
Are you cooking for one?
Me too!

I know about modern arrangements
I know all about "I love you" said too soon
I understand how the tv can replace your best friend

Hey, I'm lonely
I shouldn't be
Hey, I'm desperate
On my knees
Oh yeah
Oh yeah
Oh yeah
Oh yeah