Making Complaints

Fell asleep on your porch
The neighbors know
Fell asleep on your front porch
Through the night, through the snow
Nowhere to go, but

I'm not making complaints about
How you threw me out, no
I'm not making complaints about
What I must live without
How could you throw me out
When you never let me in
In the first place?

I'm buying things I don't need
Off Amazon Prime
Overnighted Christmas turkey
On the 4th of July
My appetite's fine, yeah

I'm not making complaints about
How you threw me out, no
I'm not making complaints about
What I must live without
How could you throw me out
When you never let me in
In the first place?

All that quality time
I wasn't biding my time
I always thought there'd be a time
When you'd show me your mind

Fell asleep on your porch
The neighbors know
Fell asleep on your front porch
Through the night, through the snow
Nowhere to go, but

I'm not making complaints about
How you threw me out, no
I'm not making complaints about
What I must live without
How could you throw me out
When you never let me in
In the first place?

All that quality time
I wasn't biding my time
I always thought there'd be a time
When you'd show me your mind