Текст песни TikTok Machine - Madilyn Bailey , Madilyn Bailey

We got Island Boys and uncut jams
I miss Dixie and Addison
Like Abby said, "Don't let sadness stop you from happiness"
We brought these two outta retirement

This guy's got way too much rhythm
Looks like Charli's got some competition
Who's this cutie? My heart literally can't take this
Emotional damage, now that's an entrance

And I'm not saying all my problems
Would go away if I had this in my life
But I don't know if I don't try (ha)
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This is why I internet
I'm gonna tell my therapist 'cause
Some things you cannot unsee
Ain't gon' lie that shit scares me
Make me so happy, OMG
On the TikTok machine
And I can't believe this app is free
I can't believe this app is free

Speechless, obsessed, you look drop-dead gorgeous
He was not impressed, what was your thought process?
Absolute legend, you made this trend, ten out of ten
Baller status a hundred percent, never argue
With a toddler, you'll never win
Something about these videos gives me serotonin
Ninety-nine million followers and he's never said a word
Beer gone, phone gone, at least he hit the water

This is why I internet
I'm gonna tell my therapist
Never seen a dog sink so quickly
Man, this really triggers me
Turn hate to positivity, sheesh, y'all silly
I can't believe this app

Why he squamshy, squitchy, skrunkely, scwumbly
Squimbly, scrongly, sblooshy, sbloshy
Squimchy baby
What's this comment section?
I should stop scrolling

But this is why I internet
I'm gonna tell my therapist
Don't claim your negative energy
Gave me such anxiety
My feed knows me better than me
Absolutely jiggy
And I can't believe this app is free

I'm scared of the tiny hat, I relate to this cat
The second dog is like, "Hold up, let me try that"
I'm so confused in a good way, the other Squid Games
This is exactly what I needed
And I can't believe this app is free