Текст песни Ass Like That - Mága

The way you shake it, I can't believe it
I ain't never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go
We're going, going, going

Jessica Simpson, looks oh, so temptin'
Nick, I ain't never seen an ass like that
Every time I see that show on MTV, my pee-pee
We're going, going, going

The way she moves, she's like a belly-dancer
She's shaking that ass to the new Nelly jams
I think someone's at the door
But I don't think I'ma answer
Police saying, "Freeze"
We're going, going, going

Mary-Kate and Ashley used to be so wholesome
Now they're getting older, they're starting to grow bum-bums
I go to the movies and sit down with my pop-corn
Police saying, "Freeze"
We're going, going, going

What do you mean, "Freeze?"
Please, I'm a human being, I have needs
I'm not done, not till I'm finished peeing
I am not resisting arrest, I am agreeing Mr. Officer
I'm already on my knees
I can't get on the ground any further, it's impossible for me
Do not treat me like a murderer, I just like to pee, pee, pee
Yes, I make R&B, I sing-song
I go, ring-a-chong, a-ching-chong-chong-chong-ching

Psych, I joke, I joke, I kid, I kid
If I offend I'm sorry, please, please forgive
For I am Triumph, the Puppet Dog, I am a mere puppet
I can get away with anything I say, and you will love it

The way you shake it, I can't believe it
I ain't never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go
Going, going, going

Jessica Simpson, looks oh, so temptin'
Nick, I ain't never seen an ass like that
Every time I see that show on MTV, my pee-pee
Going, going, going

The way she moves, she's like a belly-dancer
She's shaking that ass to the new Nelly jams
I think someone's at the door
But I don't think I'ma answer
Police saying, "Freeze"
We're going, going, going

Mary-Kate and Ashley used to be so wholesome
Now they're getting older, they're starting to grow bum-bums
I go to the movies and sit down with my pop-corn
Police saying, "Freeze"
We're going, going, going

What do you mean, "Freeze?"
My computers will be seized and my keys to my ranch
I just bake cookies, Mr. Officer, looky, take a whiff of this
Here, I make Jesus juice, take a sip of this

Nobody is safe from me, no, not even me
I don't even know if I can say the word, "pee-pee", "pee"
On the radio, but I think I did
Janet, is that a breast? I think I just saw a tit

The way you shake it, I can't believe it
I ain't never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go
We're going, going, going

Jessica Simpson, looks oh, so temptin'
Nick, I ain't never seen an ass like that
Every time I see that show on MTV, my pee-pee
We're going, going, going

The way she moves, she dances like a go-go
In that video, she sings, "Get out, you bozo
I need a new boyfriend"
Hi, my name is JoJo
Police saying, "Freeze"
We're going, going, going

Mary-Kate and Ashley used to be so wholesome
Now they're getting older, they're starting to grow bum-bums
I go to the movies and sit down with my pop-corn
Police saying, "Freeze"
We're going, going, going

The way you shake it, I can't believe it
I ain't never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go
We're going, going, going

I can't believe it, it's almost too good to be true
I ain't never seen an ass like that
The way you move it, you make my pee-pee go
We're going, going, going