Situation Vacant

Suzie and Johnny were happy
Earned enough to pay the rent
But Johnny's mother-in-law
Had too much ambition
This made Johnny very upset
So to keep his little mama satisfied
They went and bought the weekly classified
For peace and quiet's sake
Johnny gave up his position

Just to please his mother-in-law
So he left the job
That he'd been all his life
He left and turned his back on the door

Now he's looking at a
Situation vacant
Situation vacant

Just to keep his little mama satisfied
They went and bought the weekly classified
For peace and quiet's sake

So they had to leave the apartment
Certainly a plush residence
For Suzie and Johnny had to skim and scrape
Just to pay the weekly rent

So to keep his little mama satisfied
They went and bought the weekly classified
For peace and quiet's sake

Johnny's got no money
He's got nowhere to go
Johnny's in a great big hole
Suzie's separated
Living with her ma
Her little mama's satisfied