Not As Cool As Me

Girl, you suck
Girl, you make me spit up
My heart, my soul and my guts
Now I'm drunk, strung out on the lust

I'm your boy, I'm your toy
I'm just a heart you play with
I'm so dumb, I'm so hung
Up on all your little tricks

This is why you're not as cool
This is why you're not as cool
This is why, this is why
This is why you're not as cool as me

Girl, you project
Everything I regret
Your clothing, your money, your unmade bed
I'm sorry, I'm not such a mess

I'm your boy, I'm your toy
I'm just a heart you play with
I'm so dumb, I'm so hung
Up on all your little tricks

This is why you're not as cool
This is why you're not as cool
This is why, this is why
This is why you're not as cool as me

Please don't remind me of New Year's Eve
Please don't remind me
Please just believe me when I say
Please just believe me

This is why you're not as cool
This is why you're not as cool
This is why, this is why
This is why you're not as cool as me
This is why you're not as cool
This is why you're not as cool
This is why, this is why
This is why you're not as cool