One

There's only room for...
One singular sensation
Sorry Bill, but that's the breaks

You're gonna be in trouble, Mark, I tell you-

One thrilling combination
Not one hair is a fake

Don't start on my hair now, Mark!

One laugh and suddenly nobody else will do
Life will never be boring with you-know-who
One, that's all there is room for
You'll be sitting this one out
I am what the show is all about
Do I really have to mention
It's time for you to draw a pension
Where's the guard?