Текст песни I Can't Get Started - Mark Murphy

I'm a glum one, it's explainable
I met someone unattainable
Life's a bore, the world is my oyster no more
Ah, the papers, where I led the news with my capers
Now will spread the news, Superman
Turns out to be flash in the pan
I do a hundred yards in ten flat
The Prince of Wales has copied my hat
With kings I've a la carted
But can't get started with you
The leading tailors follow my styles
And toothpaste ads all feature my smiles
The Astorbilts I visit, but say, what is it with you?
When first we met, how you elated me
Bet you devastated me, yet
Now you've deflated me, 'til you're my Waterloo
In 1929 I sold short
In Tokyo I'm presented at court
But you've got me downhearted
'Cause I can't get started with you
You're so supreme, lyrics I write of you
Scheme just for a sight of you
Dream, dream, dream, dream, dream both day and night of you
And what good does it do?
I bought some kisses at a bazaar
And after me they named a cigar
But lately how I've smarted
'Cause I can't get started with you