Текст песни Have a Pornographic Christmas - Matt Rogers

Have a pornographic Christmas
And when you walk down the screet
Make your stops at pornoshops and give yourself a treat

Have a pornographic Christmas
Take in a dirty flick
Watch him hump a smooth round rump
While you play with your dick

Oh oh, the pornostar is hung with lots of meat
He sticks his dick into some chick
You stick to your seat
Pretty soon you'll see the cum shot
It's the actor's biggest scene
His shooting wad will hit hop on as yours hits the screen

Don't stuff Christmas stockings with cheap gifts that won't last
Buy dildos for friends you know
And stuff them up their ass
Oh oh, how they will scream
Squirm and run around
They'll come by to thank you when the batteries run down

Have a pornographic Christmas
Then you better rest your rear
So you'll be ready for a pornographic Christmas next year