Say Si Si

Ooh Archie, how music?
Oh yes, Mr. Bygraves?
You're looking very pleased with life, son?
Ah, but then you see, I'm just off on my holidays
Are you? You ought to go abroad, son
That's the place, lovely girls. Mmm
But then you see, I don't speak the language, Mr. B
You don't have to know the language, boy
All you want to know is how they say yes
Ah, but then you see, suppose they say no?
That's the same in any language. A bash on the bonce
Huh. But tell me, how do they say yes?
Listen and I'll give you the benefit of my experience
Thank you
In Spain they say "Si, si"
Do they really, Mr. B?
In France you'll hear "Oui, oui"
Oh, I've heard that before
Every little Scotch girl says "Och aye"
That's right. But what do all the girls say in Shanghai?
You would bring that up
Mmm
But Archie, tell me why
What bothers you?
No matter how I try
Yes?
Girls won't listen to my plea, say yes in any language to me
When will they say "Si, si"?
Oh, poor Mr. Bygraves. Here, you know
I'd like to go to Greece for my holiday
Greece, yeah. Nice place, Greece. Lotta Greeks there
And how do they say yes in Greece, Mr. B?
Yes, yes, yes. Well, they must have had a word for it. Now
We'll have a lesson, boy, and we'll see what you've learned
Alright
In Spain they say
"Si, si"
Gracias
In France you'll hear
"Oui, oui"
Oh la la
Ah
Every little Dutch girl says
"Ja, ja"
That is good, mein Archie
Every little Danish girl says
"Ja"
Yes
But Archie, tell me why
No matter how I try
Girls won't listen to my plea, say yes in any language to me
When will they say "Si, si"? Si, si
Oh me
When will they say "Si, si"?