Текст и перевод песни MaxNormal.TV - Ons Is Hier

Ons Is Hier

Goeienaad dames en here, DJ Jakob Basson in die huis en man ek wil net eers sê vir al hierdie bokkies julle lyk darm maar spoggerig vanaand. Vir al daai blonde enetjie daar met die goue satyn rokkie. Sy maak 'n man se hart sommer so vinnig laat klop. Maar voor ons begin warm word op die dansvloer, wil ek net 'n vinnige dankie sê vir almal wat gehelp het om hierdie sokkie-jol mootlik te maak. Maar nou kom ons maak reg vir 'n warm sessie op die dansvloer. So maak daai litte los want oh Here God, vanaand gaan die poppe dans.

Gooi, propvol krag
Nommer een op die mikrofoon het die mag,
Lag-lag, demoniag vang jou aandag,
Binnekant hard buitekant sag Gevaar,
Pasop vir die zombies.
Wakker, werk, televisie, slaap,
Wakker, werk, altyd 'n bietjie vaak,
Naweek mall, miskien 'n bietjie jol.
Plong
Dink buite die boks, rusteloos,
In plaas van breindood boos 'n doos.
Oh hier's vanaand 'n moerse gemors,
Steve Hofmeyer kou zoom soos as 'n wors,
Vok die groot baas van die plaas,
Haas das die nuuskas aan die raas,
Max kom mos terug soos 'n blast from the past.
My nuwe manskrag se jou wat's aan die gang.
Elke man het 'n kragpan nodig, dapper, wakker en teenwoordig.
Ons is hier, ons is hier, ons is hier, ons is hier, ons is hier.
MaxNormal tv.
On-voor-spelbaar no teeth just gum,
Oy vey, numb thumb my bum face in the sun.
Go home having tollie trekking trollie trekkers,
Tollie pis, bier, kots, shit, kak vokken lekker.
Not.
Ons slaap Vars, kraakvars,
Pick die reëls vind die reël deals raak skaars,
En die TB laat waai kwaai met die kragdrag,
Ma sê "Oh my magtig, jy lyk pragtig!
Kyk, daar's 'n dassie op jou koppie"
Choppe choppe skop 'n doppie klap 'n koppie koffie.
But all, 'n hele klompie bokkies in die sokkie.
Kwaai bokkies sonder rokkies,
Bons-bons, dis jou verjaarsdag,
Kom ons party soos jou verjaarsdag
Bons-bons ppp-pomp jul lywe reg deur die nag soos 'n stywe raver,
Unts unts unts
Elke man het 'n kragspan nodig,
Dapper, wakker en teenwoordig
Ons is hier, ons is hier, ons is hier, ons is hier, ons is hier.

Man, ons het nou-nou daai bedankings so 'n bietjie afgerammel, So ek wil net terugkom en hierdie takie deeglik afhandel, uhm, Tannie Willemien, baie dankie vir al die lekker kaas-en-tamatie toebroodjies en al die lekker vingeretetjies wat tannie so pragtig voorberei het, hulle sê mos altyd: die pad na 'n man se hart is deur sy maag. Dankie tannie Wilhelmien. En natuurlik Oom Hennie, vir die disko-bal wat oom vir ons gehuur het, di's regtig mooi en skep so lekker atmosfeer. En laaste wil ons net vir Oom Reynhard sê, dankie vir al die drank man, wat sou ons nou gedoen het sonder Oom Reynhard. En Oom Hynro ek wil ook sommer net gou vir Pieter vra om asseblief die bier uit te los, los vir ons manne so een of twee oor man.

Wind in my hare, bloed in my are,
Vlieg deur die lug met elektroniese strale,
Internet, radio, televisie,
Weer op 'n missie, geen kompetisie,
Ons raak fisies, praat briessies, breek tee siggies,
Lig, wip, sit glimlag op klein gesiggies.
Derde, oog, oop gaan voor, Maxnormal tv is die vokken antwoord.
Yolandi Visser met die styl wat gly,
Jakob Basson wat die vok is jy,
Justin de Nobrega with the beats pomp,
Maxnormal tv met die speech wat stom,
Kom ons bons dis jou verjaarsdag,
Kom ons party soos jou verjaarsdag,
Bons-bons reg deur die nag to die more Leen jou ore,
Nou's jy weer gebore Elke man het 'n kragspan nodig
Dapper, wakker en teenwoordig
Ons is hier, Ons is hier, Ons is hier, Ons is hier, Ons is hier, Maxnormal tv

We Are Here

Good evening ladies and gentlemen, DJ Jakob Basson in the house, and man, I just want to say to all you hotties, you guys look absolutely ravishing tonight! Especially that blonde over there with the golden satin dress. She makes a man's heart beat faster. But before we start getting hot on the dance floor, I want to say a quick thanks to everyone who helped make this sock-hop possible. But now, let's get ready for a hot session on the dance floor. So loosen up those limbs, because oh Lord, tonight the dolls are gonna dance.

Pouring, full of power
Number one on the microphone has the power,
Laughing, demonic, catching your attention,
Hard inside, soft outside Danger,
Beware of the zombies.
Awake, work, television, sleep,
Awake, work, always a little high,
Weekend mall, maybe a little jol.
Plunge
Think outside the box, restless,
Instead of brain-dead anger a box.
Oh, there's a hell of a mess here tonight,
Steve Hofmeyr cold zoom like a sausage,
Fuck the big boss of the place,
Hare dash the news to the noise,
Max is back like a blast from the past.
My new manpower tells you what's up.
Every man needs a power team, brave, awake and present.
We are here, we are here, we are here, we are here, we are here.
MaxNormal tv.
Un-pre-dictable no teeth just gum,
Oy vey, numb thumb my bum face in the sun.
Go home having tollie pulling trolley pullers,
Tollie piss, beer, puke, shit, shit fucking nice.
Not.
We sleep Fresh, crispy fresh,
Pick the rules find the rule deals become scarce,
And the TB let it blow hard with the power suit,
Mom says "Oh my gosh, you look gorgeous!
Look, there's a dassie on your cup"
Choppe choppe kick a shot clap a cup of coffee.
But all, a whole bunch of hotties at the sock-hop.
Cool hotties without dresses,
Bons-bons, it's your birthday,
Let's party like it's your birthday
Bons-bons ppp-pump your bodies right through the night like a stiff raver,
Unts unts unts
Every man needs a power team,
Brave, awake and present
We are here, we are here, we are here, we are here, we are here.

Man, we just rambled through those thank yous a little bit, so I just want to come back and properly finish this task, uhm, Auntie Willemien, thank you so much for all the delicious cheese and tomato sandwiches and all the yummy finger foods that Auntie prepared so beautifully, they always say: the way to a man's heart is through his stomach. Thanks Auntie Wilhelmien. And of course Uncle Hennie, for the disco ball that you rented for us, it's really beautiful and creates such a nice atmosphere. And lastly we just want to say to Uncle Reynhard, thanks for all the drinks man, what would we have done without Uncle Reynhard. And Uncle Hynro I also just want to quickly ask Pieter to please leave the beer alone, leave us guys one or two man.

Wind in my hair, blood in my veins,
Fly through the air with electronic rays,
Internet, radio, television,
On a mission again, no competition,
We get physical, talk breezes, break tea cigarettes,
Light, flick, sit smile on little faces.
Third, eye, open go ahead, Maxnormal tv is the fucking answer.
Yolandi Visser with the style that slides,
Jakob Basson what the fuck is you,
Justin de Nobrega with the beats pump,
Maxnormal tv with the speech that's dumb,
Let's bounce it's your birthday,
Let's party like it's your birthday,
Bons-bons right through the night to the morning Lend your ears,
Now you are born again Every man needs a power team
Brave, awake and present
We are here, We are here, We are here, We are here, We are here, Maxnormal tv