Who Are They

They say if I eat right, ride my bike
I'll be just the right size for my height
They say get yourself an education
That'll help improve your situation
They say everything's looking real, real good
Well, they must have forgot to check my neighborhood
They say the cost of living's going down
Well, how come I don't see no extra money hanging 'round?

Got a couple questions I'd like answered
I got two little questions I'd love somebody to answer
Would somebody please tell me
Just who are they and has anybody ever seen 'em?
I'd really, really like to meet 'em

They say the blues is coming back, you know
Well, something must be wrong with my radio
They say age ain't nothing but a number
Well, I guess a pickle ain't nothing but an old-ass cucumber
They say volunteer your time and don't be lazy
Tired and broke as I am, they got to be crazy
They say good things come to those who wait
By the time it gets to me, it's too damn late

I got a couple questions I want answered
I got two little questions I'd love somebody to answer
Would somebody please tell me
Just who are they and has anybody ever seen 'em?
I just, I wanna meet 'em

Are they little green people from Mars?
Are they little green people that, that play guitar?
Just who the hell do they think they are?
Telling me how to live my life, how long I'm gonna live my life
And who I should choose for a wife
That ain't right, they can't do that, that's wrong, no