Chuk persh szing!

1 You need a ticket to breathe the air
2 A few things I collect beside bus tickets
3 Any more fares please?
4 It's kind of interesting rubbish
5 Scarper!
6 Forty sheep and twenty reindeer
7 Coughs and Sneezes spread Diseases
8 Except take a piss
9 Doodlebug
10 A famous cup of British tea
11 This was a good one - Ponders End to Waterloo
12 I'm highly adept at the tango
13 Show me a bike!
14 Chuk persh szing!
15 Happy birthday, dear Michael!
16 I am having trouble with hanky panky
17 Latin a la Hammersmith Palais
18 A hundred stops but they have no name
19 I was trying to explain something about Dada