Bodyguard

She says she wants to go to California
That's where all the beautiful people are
They're drinking martinis and taking business meetings
On Hollywood Boulevard

She doesn't want to be in Oklahoma
She says, "Nobody understands me here
I feel like the sky might swallow me alive
No one would even care"

She cries, "Nobody listens to me
My mom keeps staring at the TV
I bet my dad will wanna know me
I'll be such a big star
He'll wanna be my bodyguard"

She's taking private singing lessons
She says, "Maybe I could play the guitar
In second grade I played on an appliance
It wasn't that hard"

She cries, "Nobody listens to me
My mom keeps staring at the TV
I bet my dad will wanna know me
I'll be such a big star
He'll wanna be my bodyguard"

She picks up her phone, says she's so tired
Says, "Getting high's the only way that I can sleep
Remind me to get a pipe at the liquor store
You can hold my hand when we walk down the street
And we can pretend we're walking down a Venice beach
Remind me to get a pipe at the liquor store"