Текст песни (The Legend of) Miss Baltimore Crabs - Michelle Pfeiffer
Front
step,
cha
cha
cha
Back
step,
cha
cha
cha
Side
step,
front
step
Back
and
turn
Oh
my
God,
Penny
there's
Link,
Link
I
can't
believe
I'm
really
here
auditioning
I
can't
believe
I'm
really
here
watching
you
audition
Front
step,
cha
cha
cha
Back
step,
cha
cha
cha
Side
step,
front
step
Back
and
Oh
Amber,
look
at
this
motley
crew
This
town
sure
has
gone
downhill
since
I
was
crowned
Oh,
Mother
not
more
ancient
history
Oh
my
God
How
times
have
changed
These
girls
must
be
blind
or
Completely
deranged
But
time
seemed
to
halt
When
I
was
Miss
Baltimore
Crabs
Amber!
That
move
is
far
too
dirty
Mother
wake
up
from
that
dream
of
yours
This
isn't
1930
You
can
laugh
but
life's
a
test
Don't
do
this,
don't
do
that
Remember,
Mother
knows
best
But
the
crown's
in
the
vault
From
when
I
won
Miss
Baltimore
Crabs
These
steps
are
perfect
ammunition
Let
me
show
you
how
your
mommy
dear
took
out
the
competition
Girls,
go
get
'em!
Boys,
let's
rumba
1-2-3-4-5-6-7
Those
poor
runner-ups
Might
still
hold
some
grudges
They
padded
their
cups
But
I
screwed
the
judges
Those
broads
thought
they'd
win
If
a
plate
they
would
spin
In
their
dance
Not
a
chance
Boys,
put
me
down
Oh,
good
morning
ladies
Let's
see
what
you've
got
Twist,
twist,
twist,
twist
Mashed
potato,
Mambo
Ready?
Begin
On
my
show
you'll
never
find
A
thrusting
hip
or
bump
and
grind
What's
that,
a
dance
for
fleas
and
ticks?
You
should
have
seen
my
bag
of
tricks
Oh,
I
hit
the
stage
batons
ablaze
While
belting
Aida
And
preparing
soufflés
But
that
triple
somersault
Is
how
I
clinched
Miss
Baltimore
Crabs
Proceed
Are
you
scared?
We're
on
live
No,
I'm
sure
I
can
cope
Well,
this
show
isn't
broadcast
in
Cinemascope
I
never
drank
one
chocolate
malt
No
desserts
for
Miss
Baltimore
Crabs
This
one
will
never
get
a
date
In
those
hand-me-down
clothes
Kid,
she'll
never
get
a
date
'Til
daddy
buys
her
a
new
nose
I
would
say
"oy
gevalt"
if
I
wasn't
Miss
Baltimore
Crabs
Do
you
dance
like
you
dress?
Amber,
there's
no
need
to
be
cruel
Would
you
swim
in
an
integrated
pool?
I
sure
would
I'm
all
for
integration
It's
the
new
frontier
Not
in
Baltimore
it
isn't
And
may
I
be
frank?
First
impressions
can
be
tough
And
when
I
saw
you
I
knew
it
If
your
size
weren't
enough
Your
last
answer
just
blew
it
And
so,
my
dear
so
short
and
stout
You'll
never
be
in
So
we're
kicking
you
out
With
your
form
and
your
face
It
isn't
your
fault
You're
just
down
with
a
case
of
Miss
Baltimore
Crabs
You
may
go
Um,
thank
you
I
think
they
secretly
liked
you
May
I
please
audition?
Of
course
not
But
you
may
bow
and
exalt
'Cause
I
am
Miss
Baltimore
Crabs
(Crabs,
Crabs,
Crabs)
1 Good Morning Baltimore
2 The Nicest Kids In Town
3 It Takes Two
4 (The Legend of) Miss Baltimore Crabs
5 I Can Hear the Bells
6 Ladies' Choice
7 The New Girl In Town
8 Welcome To the 60'S
9 Run and Tell That
10 Big Blonde and Beautiful
11 Big, Blonde and Beautiful (Reprise)
12 (You're) Timeless to Me
13 I Know Where You've Been
14 Without Love
15 (It's) Hairspray
16 You Can't Stop the Beat
17 Come So Far (Got So Far to Go)
18 Cooties
19 Mama, I'm a Big Girl Now
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