Текст песни You Could Drive a Person Crazy - Millicent Martin , Julia McKenzie

Doo-doo, doo-doo
Doo-doo, doo-doo
Doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo

You could drive a person crazy
You could drive a person mad (doo-doo, doo)
First you make a person hazy
So a person could be had (doo-doo, doo-doo)
Then you leave a person dangling sadly
Outside your door
Which only makes a person gladly
Want you even more

I could understand a person
If it's not a person's bag
I could understand a person
If the person was a fag (doo-doo, doo-doo, dee-dee)

But worse than that
A person that
Titillates a person and then leaves her flat
Is crazy
He's a troubled person
He's a truly crazy person himself!

When a person's personality is personable (doo, doo)
He shouldn't oughta sit like a lump (doo, doo)
It's harder than a matador coercing a bull (doo, doo)
To try and get you off of your rump (doo, doo)
So single and attentive and attractive a man (doo, doo)
Is everything a person could wish (doo, doo)
But turning off a person is the act of a man (doo, doo)
Who likes to pull the hooks out of fish (doo, doo)

Knock, knock, is anybody there?
Knock, knock, it really isn't fair
Knock, knock, I'm working all our charms
Knock, knock, a zombie's in my arms

All that sweet affection
What is wrong?
Where's the loose connection?
How long oh Lord, how long?
Bobby baby, Bobby booby, Bobby

You could drive a person buggy
You could blow a person's cool (doo-doo, doo-doo, doo)
First you make a person feel all huggy
While you make her feel a fool (doo-doo, doo-doo, doo)
When a person says that you've upset her
That's when you're good
You impersonate a person
Better than a zombie should

I could understand a person
If he wasn't good in bed (doo-doo, doo-doo, doo)
I could understand a person
If he actually was dead (doo-doo, doo-doo)
Exclusive you
Elusive you
Will any person ever get the juice of you?

You're crazy
You're a lovely person
You're a moving
Deeply maladjusted
Never to be trusted
Crazy person
Yourself!
Yourself, yourself
Bobby is my hobby and I'm giving it up!