Текст песни Rheumatism Boogie - Moon Mullican

Well, my uncle Ebenezer and my old aunt Jane
Heard the rheumatism boogie, nearly went insane
He forgot his rheumatism and his three-day gout
Aunt Jane, she grabbed old Ebenezer and we heard him shout

The rheumatism boogie, do the boogie
Oh, the rheumatism boogie, do the boogie
The rheumatism boogie
Makes you feel like you're young again

You do the country shuffle and the Suzie Q
The jitterbug special, I'm a-tellin' you
It makes you start to shimmy and you want to shag
Your motor starts to runnin' on a downhill drag

Do the rheumatism boogie, do the boogie
Rheumatism boogie, do the boogie
The rheumatism boogie
Makes you feel like you're young again

I knew an old man, his name was uncle Ned
His rheumatism hurt him 'til he wished he was dead
The rheumatism misery made him feel so bad
He said it was the worst pain that he had ever had

He went to the doctor to ease his pain
The doc, he told him, "Throw away your cane"
About a week later he went to see the doc
He said, "I'm feelin' better 'cause I learned to rock"

Do the rheumatism boogie, do the boogie
The rheumatism boogie, do the boogie
The rheumatism boogie
Makes you feel like you're young again