Meridian Leeward

One, two, three

I'm a human being now, but I used to be a pig
'Til they shortened up my nose and they made me wear a wig
I'm afraid that things on Piggy Farm will never be the same
Since they picked me for this job and they stuck me with a name

It's a name (It's a name, it's a name)
It's a name (It's a name, it's a name)
Whoever heard of a pig with a name like

Meridian Leewerf, that's my name
I fly around the sky in a big jet plane
I'm a flash ace pilot, got my name on the wing
I hang around with people, and they don't suspect a thing
You look like a person, but you know you're a pig

I'm not afraid of dying from some madman's gun or knife
When I was still a piggy, dying was a way of life
I'm not a piggy anymore, and I don't share that dread
The other day for breakfast I ate half of Uncle Fred

Uncle Fred (Uncle Fred)
Uncle Fred (Uncle Fred)
I wonder who ate the other half of Fred

Meridian Leewerf, that's my name
I fly around the sky in a big jet plane
I'm a flash ace pilot, got my name on the wing
I hang around with people, and they don't suspect a thing
You look like a person, but you know you're a pig

I think I'd rather be a cop
I think that's what I'd like to be
I'd show you people a thing or two
If a man in blue starts beating on you
Look out 'cause it might be me
You look like a cop, but you know you're a pig

Meridian Leewerf, that's my name
I fly around the sky in a big jet plane
I'm a flash ace pilot, got my name on the wing
I hang around with people, and they don't suspect a thing
You look like a cop, but you know you're a pig