Horny

You got me horny in the morning and you know
I try to call you but I can't find the telephone
I sent a message through the internet but it rejected
I wrote you a letter and I sent it through the post

The postage takes so long
So I got to sing this song
To let you know how I feel
What's the deal, baby?
And I can't wait for you
And the things you make me do
My heart is ringing so I'm singing this song for you

Well, I'm horny
Horny, horny, horny
'Cause I'm horny
Horny, horny, horny
So I'm horny
Horny, horny, horny
Well, I'm horny
I'm horny, horny, horny tonight

I search from time to time but I can't find my boo
Now I got so desperate that I sent a rocket to the moon
In New York City someone said they saw you singing the blues
But it was a man from nowhere land that looked like you

Now we'll keep searching on
This feeling's much too strong
My heart is ringing and I'm singing this song for you

Well, I'm horny
Horny, horny, horny
So I'm horny
Horny, horny, horny
Well, I'm horny
Horny, horny, horny
'Cause I'm horny
I'm horny, horny, horny tonight

The postage takes so long
So I got to sing this song
To let you know how I feel
What's the deal, baby?
And I can't wait for you
And the things you make me do
My heart is ringing so I'm singing this song for you

Well, I'm horny
Horny, horny, horny
So I'm horny
Horny, horny, horny
Well, I'm horny
Horny, horny, horny
'Cause I'm horny
I'm horny, horny, horny tonight

Horny, horny, horny tonight
Well, I'm horny
I'm horny, horny, horny tonight