Текст песни Way 2 Many Chickz - New Boyz

New Boyz
I got way too many chicks
New Boyz
I got way too many chicks
Aye brody
What up?
I got way too many chicks
Damn, I got that too
Oh, for real?
Yup
Way too many chicks
Aight, ayo, let me tell you this story real quick, aight, bro?
For sure
Check it out
I got way too many chicks
Le' go

I met this girl named Chanel, from ATL
An actress and a singer, she was paid in mills
We first spoke, thought I found a bad chick on the spot
Till I noticed that her breath smelled like fat kids in a box
I knew this girl named Jill, who wanted my baby
I always told her "no," but I ain't know she was crazy
I was in there, had to bust, I was like "wait, Jill"
She put a gun to my head and was like "stay still"
Met this girl named Laniece, a freak but ugly
Stripped for me once and her butt cheeks was musty
Every time it got loud, she would sneak a small fart
Chick pass so much gas, she could make a car start
Knew this chick named Shirley, she acted so perky
But little did I know that the chick had herpes
Tried to kiss me in my sleep, I got up and screamed
Chick had a cold sore that looked like John McCain
Now I'm sitting on my couch, thinking how to get
To the point where I can't even get a decent sounding chick
One more try to holla, I'mma mace 'em in the lip
I never thought it'd be bad that I got way too many chicks

I got way too many chicks
I got way too many chicks
I got way too many chicks
I got way too many chicks
But if I had a dollar for the good ones, I wouldn't make shit
I got way too many chicks
I got way too many chicks
I got way too many chicks
I got way too many chicks
But if I had a dollar for the good ones, I wouldn't make shit

I got a lot of damn chicks
I met this one chick named Molly Jets
I was so fascinated by Molly's breasts
She said she had a gift, it was prolly sex
But when she took her wig off, she looked like Kanye West
I met this girl named Tika, she was not no groupie
She was a black belt, starred in kung fu movies
I liked her, but I had to dump her on the second date
Cause every time she moved her mouth
Her words would come a second late
I met this chick named Yvette who was into sex
Got her naked in an hour, then we hit the bed
She was twitching so much, like she had the best
I found out the real reason, cause she had Tourette's
I met this one teacher named Mrs. Chandelier
She was so bomb that I would skip a lunch to see her
Till she snuck up from behind me and I kicked her out of fear
Sounded like Ja Rule was tryna whisper in my ear
Now I'm sitting on my couch, just thinking how to get
To the point where I can't even get a decent sounding chick
One more try to holla, I'mma mace 'em in the lip
I never thought it'd be bad that I got way too many chicks

I got way too many chicks
I got way too many chicks
I got way too many chicks
I got way too many chicks
But if I had a dollar for the good ones, I wouldn't make shit
I got way too many chicks
I got way too many chicks
I got way too many chicks
I got way too many chicks
But if I had a dollar for the good ones, I wouldn't make shit