Текст песни Stole My Shit - No Face

Where's my keys?
Where...
I'm gonna fuck this bitch tonight
Yo!
Where's my shit?
I know I put it under here somewhere
Yo, I went to the disco to get some pussy
I danced all night with a bitch named Lucy
I went outside just to find my ride
The motherfucker was gone, to my surprise
I know I parked the motherfucker right here
I can't be drunk, only had one beer
Ain't that a bitch?
Somebody done stole my shit
Say that shit again
Ain't that a bitch?
Oh
Somebody done stole my shit
Get funky on the ass
My motherfucking brother's on that crack shit
It gets real ill when he needs another hit
I said he comes to the house, goes in my room
And everything I've got in the place is gone
He starts fucking fiending and no one can stop it
And usually when he leaves, he's got my room in his pocket
Ain't that a bitch?
Somebody done stole my shit
Ain't that a bitch?
Somebody done stole my shit
All his shit
A few hours later, I saw him on the street
He tried to sell my TV and VCR back to me
Ain't that a bitch?
His brother done stole his shit
Ain't that a bitch?
His brother done stole his shit
It was a Friday night and I just got paid
I'm feeling good as a fuck, I'm going out to get laid
I just stepped out of the check-cashing place
Some bum motherfucker stuck a pistol in my face
I had 16 hours worth of overtime
He said, "Give me all your money, every fucking dime
" So I put my hands up and I pull out my dick
My shit was so punched up, it made that motherfucker sick
Now, ain't that a bitch?
Somebody done stole my shit
Ain't that a bitch?
Somebody done stole my shit
It was the other night when I got off work early
I went to have dinner with my sister, Shirley
I put my key in the lock and opened up the fucking door
There was two bare panties in the middle of the floor
So I ran upstairs, opened her door without knocking
I heard a squeak, squeak, squeak and the fucking bed was rocking
I looked under the covers and saw my sister
And I saw my woman, and damn, she kissed her
They were stuck in a position called 69
It fucked my eyesight up, I almost went blind
Now, ain't that some shit?
My sister done stole my bitch
Now, ain't that some shit?
My sister done stole my bitch