Perihelion

It was 1987, night was young, moon was standing high
One hell of a festival summer night, when this girl, she passed me by
When I knew she was hot, but I knew I was not
Oh, Spandex Trap
Oh yeah, Spandex Trap
It must have been around midnight, were lying lazy in our tents
We enjoyed cold beer and whisky, when those spandex legs went in
And I knew she was hot, but I knew I was not

Spandex Trap - Read my lips, why don't you follow me
Spandex Trap - Watch my hips, I'd like to touch 'em, please
Spandex Trap - Wanna kiss, well, I'd do anything for this
Spandex Trap - Wanna kiss, well, I'd do anything, anything

She asked me innocently if there was any place to sleep
I tried to keep my coolness, but my legs were shakin' and
My heart was achin', she was hot but I knew I was not
Oh Spandex Trap
Oh yeah, Spandex Trap
She grabbed me down my privates, she turned my fire on
"D'you want some funny pills?" Well, let's see, why not
And I knew she was hot, but I knew I was not

Spandex Trap - Read my lips, why don't you follow me
Spandex Trap - Watch my hips, I'd like to touch 'em, please
Spandex Trap - Wanna kiss, well, I'd do anything for this
Spandex Trap - Wanna kiss, well, I'd do anything, anything

She took, took it all, took my beer and heart
She took, took it all, took my beer and heart
She took, took it all, took my beer and heart
She took, took it all, took my beer and heart

Spandex Trap - Read my lips, why don't you follow me
Spandex Trap - Watch my hips, I'd like to touch 'em, please
Spandex Trap - Wanna kiss, well, I'd do anything for this
Spandex Trap - Wanna kiss, well, I'd do anything
Spandex Trap - Read my lips, why don't you follow me
Spandex Trap - Watch my hips, I'd like to touch 'em, please
Spandex Trap - Wanna kiss, well, I'd do anything for this
Spandex Trap - Wanna kiss, well, I'd do anything, anything
Anything!