Текст песни I Caught a Mudkip, I Did It - Omen

I caught a Mudkip I did it (hoo)
Pulled out a ball and I hit it (woah)
Now I got one in my pocket, just like a wocket
I hid it cuz that is forbidden
I caught a Mudkip I did it (I did it)
I know your ass is impressed (I am)
It wasn't much of a hassle,
I'll get it to tackle your bitch of a son in the chest, hoo

I took your bitch into Lavender Town
I got a Mudkip, I'm throwin' it down
Fuck up your trainer with my Lickitung
Show her my tweedle, my tweedle is hung
Mudkip the OG, look like a frog
Evolve that bitch, that's a Marshtomp
Funny how a bitch think they know shit
Till I went and caught a motherfuckin' Mudkip

I caught a Mudkip I did it (uh)
Went in the grass and I hit it (ooh)
Beat it to death with my fists?
Better believe other trainers were pissed
Got the cops called on my ass (twelve)
Now I gotta hide in the grass (uh)
Pokémon killin' is a serious crime
If I get caught I'm doin' twenty years' time (hoo)

I caught a Mudkip I did it (I did)
I caught a Mudkip I did it (I did it)
I'm never gonna admit it (nah)
You know that body was hidden (shh)
I knifed it right in the throat