Текст и перевод песни Omoi - 君が飛び降りるのなら

君が飛び降りるのなら

いきなり歌い始めて ごめんね
ちょっとだけ そのまま聞いててね
本日 お伝えしたいのは
とっても大事な 君のこと
出会った日は 覚えてないけど
なんでも 知ってるつもりだよ
君の長所は真面目なこと
でも 中二病がひどい

君が飛び降りるのならば 僕は
笑って一緒に 飛び降りる
止めてくれるとでも思ったか
僕らの絆を見くびるか！
そして 手を繋いで落ちていこう
地面めがけて ピースしよう
でもそう言えば 何かを忘れているような...
あぁ、そうだ！見たいテレビがあった！
やっぱり飛ぶのあとでにしませんか？

君に出会ってから というもの
全てなんだか おかしくなった
占いなんて 信じていなかったけど
たまには いいと思えた
変な音楽に触れて
変な漫画も沢山読んで
気づいたら 僕も君のこと
笑えなくなっていた

君が飛び降りるのならば 僕は
君よりも先に 飛び降りる
説得されるとでも思ったか
僕の馬鹿さを 甘く見るな！！
って何？ あの有名ボカロPが
明日 新曲上げる だって？
って、なんでこんな 大事な時まで
Twitter見てんのさ 君は...
もう 僕ら明日 それ見なきゃ
この世界にさよならできないじゃん
ああ

いつか僕らは
ナニモノか分かるかな？
そんな未来は
来るわけはないよな...

飛び降りる前の 確認事項
ガスの元栓 窓の戸締り
ハードディスクは叩き割っとく
...のは勿体なくてやめたけど

君が飛び降りるのならば僕は
笑って一緒に 飛び降りる
止めてくれるとでも思ったか
僕らの絆を 見くびるか！！
次に僕らが出会う世界でも
また こんな風になれたらいいね
生まれ変わったら 何になるか
本で占ってみようか
君は玉ねぎ 僕はタイヤ
やっぱり 飛ぶの今度にしませんか？
本当に 飛べる日 目指して
もうちょっとだけ 一緒にいませんか！

If you were to jump off a building

Out of the blue, I start singing
Please, stay still and listen
Today's topic of interest
Is someone very precious
I don't recall the day we met
But I feel as if I know everything about you
Your strength lies in your dedication
But you're also quite the drama queen

If you were to jump off a building, I would
Smile and jump right after you
Why, did you think I'd try to stop you?
How dare you belittle our bond!
Together we'll hold hands and fall
Aiming for the ground, we'll do a peace sign
Now that I think about it, I forgot something...
Oh, that's right! There was a TV show I wanted to watch!
Maybe we can postpone the jumping for a little bit?

From the moment we met
Everything somehow became twisted
I never paid much attention to horoscopes
But I started to give them a chance
I listened to weird music
And read countless strange mangas
Before I knew it, I had stopped laughing at you
And now it pains me to see you smile

If you were to jump off a building, I would
Be the first to jump before you
Why, did you think I'd try to talk you out of it?
How foolish do you take me to be!!
Wait, what was that? You said that popular Vocaloid producer
Is releasing a new song tomorrow?
Why would you bring that up now
Of all times?
We can't leave this world
Without hearing that song
Oh dear

One day we will
Figure out who we are
But that future
Will likely never come...

Before we jump, let's do a quick checklist
Turn off the gas, lock the windows and doors
I'd smash my hard drive into pieces
But that seems like a waste

If you were to jump off a building, I would
Smile and jump right after you
Why, did you think I'd try to stop you?
How dare you belittle our bond!!
In the next world we meet in
Let's do this again
If we were to be reincarnated
Let's see what we would be by reading a book
You're an onion, and I'm a tire
Maybe we can postpone the jumping for a little bit?
Until the day we can actually fly
Can we stay together just a little while longer!