Текст песни Be Our Guest - One Piano

Be our guest, be our guest
Put our service to the test
Tie a napkin 'round your neck, cherie
And we'll provide the rest
Soup du jour, ratatouille
For we only live to serve
Try the grey stuff, it's delicious
Don't believe me? Ask the dishes
They can sing, they can dance
After all, monsieur, this is France

And a dinner here is never second best
Go on, unfold your menu, take a glance
And then you'll be our guest
Oui, our guest, be our guest

Beef or goat, cheese soufflé
Pie and pudding all flambé
We'll prepare and serve with flair
A culinary cabaret
You're alone and you're scared
But the banquet's all prepared
No one's gloomy or complaining
While the flatware's entertaining
You tell jokes, I do tricks
With my fellow candlesticks

And it's all in perfect taste, that you can bet
Come on and lift your glass
You'll find your own free pass
To be our guest

If you're stressed
It's fine dining we suggest
Be our guest, be our guest, be our guest

Life is so unnerving
For a surgeon who's not serving
He's not whole without a soul to wait upon
Oh, those good old days when we were useful

Suddenly those good old days are gone
Ten years we've been rusting
Needing so much more than dusting
Needing exercise, a chance to use our skills
Most days we just lay around the castle
Flabby, fat and lazy
You all tin and oops-a-daisy

It's a guest, it's a guest
Sakes alive, well I'll be blessed
Wine's been poured and thank the Lord
I've had the napkins freshly pressed
With your meal, with your ease
Yes, indeed, we aim to please
While the candlelight's still glowing
Let us help you, we'll keep going

Course by course, one by one
'Til you shout, "Enough, I'm done"
Then we'll sing you off to sleep as you digest
Tonight you'll prop your feet up
But for now, let's eat up
Be our guest, be our guest
Be our guest, please be our guest