Текст песни Sorry Honey I'm Gay - OneNamedPeter

Billy met Bonnie on Brighton Pier
He bought her a hot dog, they went for a beer
He's Mr Right
She stayed the night
Two months later the bride wore white

Billy got a job at American Express
And Bonnie went shopping for a maternity dress
Her world's complete
But he's got cold feet
He goes out cruising on St James's Street

Two kids later, Bonnie's hair turning gray
Billy goes clubbing, see him dance the night away
She's raising a family
He's off his head on E
Next day he wakes up in another man's bed

Bonnie says to Billy don't leave me this way
Billy says to Bonnie, sorry honey... I'm gay

Bonnie met Barry on Brighton Pier
She made darned sure this one wasn't queer
Billy's with Brad
Everybody's glad
The kids grew up, and now they've got three dads