Текст песни What A Waste - The Phantom of the Opera (Original London Cast)

Check it out, hey
Yo! Check it out!
Hey you, you want to try my girls, try my girls! ect...
Girls! I got girls!
Gorgeous Girls!
Very nice!
Hey wow! Oh look! We gotta see!
Bags, Gucci bags!
Cultured pearls
Shrimp and rice!
I'm glad my wife's not here with me
What a waste
To pay for my keep
I'm rounding up sheep
To fleece here in Bangkok
I'm disgraced
I cant get ahead
There's nothing as dead
As peace here in Bangkok
Ten cents an hour - And I stand all day
I could sell Kim for ten times my pay
(To some TOURISTS)
If your looking for fun
Original sin?
If you want to put out
Then you gotta come in.
(TOURISTS pass; he tries to make them take his leaflets)
Girls! I got girls!
Gorgeous girls!
Very nice!
Girls!
(To TOURISTS)
Gee, isn't Bangkok really neat?
I got girls!
The things they're selling on the street
Girls!
Fresh dog, if that's what you'd enjoy
Worth the price
A girl, or if you want, a boy
Hey, come to me
First drink is free
(To TWO JAPANESE TOURISTS)
Don't be a lump, you can hump
For a small extra fee
I'm depressed
Fot hustling amours
To Japanese tours
Is no treat in Bangkok
I'm the best
But where's a Marine
With fistfuls of green
I'd cheat him in Bangkok?
Ten cents an hour...
(The CLUB OWNER, the ENGINEER's boss passes)
Evening, Boss.
(The OWNER leaves)
...Screw the Siamese
Look how the're ripping off... refugees
(To another PASSER-BY)
If your looking for fun
Original sin
If you want to put out
Then you gotta come in
Girls!
Hey boys, don't stand around like wimps
I got girls!
Watch out, those guys - They'r really
Pimps
Girls!
You want some thrills, I'll guarantee
Some
Half the price
Tonight, a twosome or a threesome
(Unfolding folders of photos)
Look what you'll see!
Hey, that's a joke. Mine blow smoke
For a small extra fee
Acid, Marijuana and hash
We'll get you high in a flash
Let's go see what they mean
Chicken, lemon grass and bamboo
We want to try something new!
Come do the ping pong routine!
Hey Joe, try taking a little excursion
You'll feel good from a little perversion
OH YEAH!
Massage requiring total immersion
OH WOW!
Some strange positions say me are persian
OH! NO!
Drinks are on me
First girl is free
What can I say? You get me
For a small extra fee
Acid, Marijuana and hash
We'll get you high in a flash
Let's go see what they mean
Chicken, lemon grass and bamboo
We want to try something new!
Come do the ping pong routine!