Текст песни She Looks Better After Every Beer - Outlaw

Keep it on goin'
Keep it on goin'
Keep it on goin'
Keep-keep-keep it on goin'
Yellow
Keep it on goin'
Keep it on goin'
Keep it on goin'
Keep-keep-keep

Well I met her at a bar
We made out in her car
Where everything was good 'til my buzz went afar
I looked at her face and what did I see?
She looked like a cow all the way from Tennessee
I hopped in my truck and even blew some chunks
I couldn't believe what I done just done
Almost made love to someone bigger than the sun
Now I understand why my legs went numb

Couple days later I was itchin' for some fun
Thought I'd go to church and maybe pick up a nun
But that didn't happen 'cause you know who was theres?
The same dang girl size 50 underwears
She put me on her shoulder like a bag of tomatoes
We went back to the bar and ordered beer and potatoes
I got so drunk 'cause the beer was ice cold
Nothin' else to do because she wouldn't let me go

After all them taters she went to the pot
I was real close and all I heard was fartin'
Smelled like the rear end of a dead squirrel
Then somethin' weird happened in my eyes
And she came out lookin' like Dolly Parton
She was smokin' baby
Haha, yellow

I looked at her and she looked at me
My eyes lit up like a Christmas tree
I walked up to her said "Honeybee
Don't you worry next round's on me"
Started takin' pictures of the tasty brew
I drank so much that I had to use the lou
I peed all over that toilet seat
And I didn't even clean it 'cause I couldn't miss a beat

She started lookin' better after every beer
A hell lot better than a white tail deer
If I wasn't so drunk I'da made her my wife
Even though sober she's a fat Betty White
That big a' heart of woman said it's time to go
She lifted me up and stumbled 'cross the floor
I reached in my pocket and threw a fat tip
We got outside and this is what we did

We left that old bar
We made love in her car
My buzz was still good from all that PBR
I looked in her face and what did I see?
She looked like a model all the way from Italy
I hopped in my truck and hollered that was fun
I couldn't believe what I done just done
I made love with someone with a motor for a bum
Now we're expectin' a little ole son

Well moral of the story y'all is
Instead of makin' love to a cow from a bar
Ha, you're better off makin' love to a cow from a farm
Ha, it's uh, it's cheaper and uh, well kinda feels good too
Moo
Oh, shut up, keep it on goin'