Tantrums

Hello, suno, mujhe mila karo summe-summe
Padosi dekh lete tumhein ghoomte-ghoomte
Haw! (Haw!) Aise na karo tum chummi-vummi
Chalo kahin aur chalte na ghummi-ghummi, haan

Ab madam ke tante bhi jhelun, fir mann bhi sametun
Fir dhan bhi bikherun, fir ghar pe na milun
Aur ghar ke aas-paas bhi dolun, main hi fir BT'yan jhelun (abey, yaar)

Aur kaam hi kya hai? Main toh vehla hoon ji
Iske sar pe vaar di saari jama-poonji
Inse poochho, "Jaana kahan hai? Jagah kaunsi?"
"Aisa karo, five star hotel le lo with jacuzzi"

Aisa karo, doob jaao usi mein fir
Waise hi jaana hai tumhein, tumhein khushi mein chid
Chhoti-chhoti baaton ka bakheda toh banana hi hai
Baad mein rona baby ko, dukhi main fir

Haan, mera khayaal nahi rakhte
Mujhe toh chhodo, khud ko bhi sambhal nahi sakte
Khud ke baal dekhe hain? Behaal ho lagte
Baby, baad mein aana, hum saath aa nahi sakte

Status is important
Whether it is WhatsApp or normal life
Comma paayo, paaji, thoda pause lagayein

Mujhe samajh hi nahi aa raha, it's true or common lie
Kyunki jhooth se cover kare zindagi
Ki madam ki karun main toh bandagi
Ki sunun main sirf uski, jaise woh mantri
Let me tell you whole thing, like a, like a summary
Like a, like a summary (like a, like a, like a, like a...)

Mile the hum dono in a common party
Share kar li thodi dono ne Bacardi
Madam ki tashreef, meri thi gaadi
Shor ho gaya tha, "Para ne kisi ki bandi tapa li"

Hum gaye the wahan se jagah market waali
Wahan 24/7 se do laal Bull tapa li
Tapa li (laal Bull), tapa li, do laal Bull tapa li

Fir jahan crash kara tha, dost ke flat pe
Bhool gaye the dono hain kiske bed pe
Ek video lagayi gupt waali net pe
Same to same copy kar diya tha act mein

Dono ban gaye actor
Didn't give a fuck about it each other's magnitude of vector
Tab se bond tha badhiya
Like a bee to nectar, b-b, b-b, bee to nectar

Fir dheere-dheere pata nahi chala kab badal gayi woh
Maybe bhatak gayi, thoda sa ya sambhal gayi ho
Main kar loon kitna sahi, karti galti show
Sehna mujhe hi hai, chaahe galti kisi ki ho

Ab chhod diya haal pe uske
Ab rehti khush woh maar ke chuske
Ab milti daaru ab bar pe uske
Meri photo akhbaar pe uske

But she don't know me now, I don't give a shit
She'll be lonely cow, I'll need the milk
Aate nahi ab bill, khaate nahi ab pill
Jab se gayi hai woh, maamla hai chill

Mamma mia, mamulaiza
Aate mujhko uske visualiser
She don't need a lighter
She knows how to (set my soul on fire)

Use jo chahiye tha, main de na paaya
Aur mere matlab ka main le na paaya
Toh fir kaahe ka nuksaan hai? Kaahe ka faayda?
(Ikki maa yaao, bain ee yaan...), bye