Текст и перевод песни Parokya Ni Edgar feat. Jay Contreras - Okatokat

Okatokat

Oh, ano 'to? Mayro'ng tayong extra na silya dito
Siguro may makiki-jam sa 'tin
Dapat nag-magic kayo, eh
Nag-jumpshot bigla, kanina wala 'yan, ah

Mayro'ng tayong tatawagin na guest
Mula po sa bandang Kamikazee, napakatinding banda
Dadating na, ito na si Jay
Of course, muna, bago ang lahat
(Woo-hoo!) Haha (woo-hoo!) Woo-hoo! (Woo-hoo!) Woo-hoo!
Pumupula na 'yung- (Chee Gab)
Lasing na 'ko

Hoy, mga pare ko, ano'ng nangyari dito?
Bakit biglang namutla ang mukha ko?
Nanginginig, tumindig ang balahibo
Gusto kong sumigaw, gusto kong tumakbo, palayo

Hoy! Mayro'n akong nakita
Isang babae na nagpapakita sa kusina t'wing gabi
Nye! White lady ang dating
Okatokat, nakakapraning!
Ako'y kinabahan, dahan-dahang nilapitan
Mula sa likod, bigla 'ko siyang sinunggaban
Ako'y napahiya nu'ng nakilala ko kung sino
Si nanay lang naman pala, akala ko multo!

Tatay kong masungit (okatokat!)
Kaning mainit (okatokat!)
S'yota kong ma-gimik (okatokat!)
Punung-puno ng sabit!

Mag-isa sa kuwarto, ano ba naman ito?
Sa gitna ng dilim, kabado na naman ako
Sa 'king paligid, mayro'ng nakatitig
Okatokat, ako ay nanginginig

So, ako'y tumahimik at ako'y kinabahan
Bumaba mula sa kama ko, dahan-dahan
Sabay takbo sa ilaw at bigla kong binuksan
Salamin lang pala, buti na lang!

Tatay kong masungit (okatokat!)
Asong makulit (okatokat!)
Teacher ko na nakakabuwiset (okatokat!)
Na ubod pa ng panget!

Kung gusto mong lumigaya ang iyong buhay
Humanap ka ng panget at ibigin mong tunay
Isang panget na talagang 'di mo matanggap
At huwag ang lalakeng na iyong pangarap

Ngunit kung bakit ko sinabi 'to ay simple lang
'Pagkat magagandang lalake, naglalaro lang
Ng 'yong oras, bago, 'di lang at salapi
Ngunit handang-handang iwan ka naman sandali

Na ikaw ay wala ng ibigay di ba?
Kaya pangit na lalake ang hanapin mo, 'day
Kung hindi, sige ka, puso mo'y mabibiyak
Mawalay man ang panget ay hindi ka iiyak, 'di ba?

Humanap ka ng panget
'Wag na, uy, 'wag na 'wag na, uy
Humanap ka ng panget
'Wag na, uy, 'wag na 'wag na, uy
Humanap ka ng panget
'Wag na, uy, 'wag na 'wag na, uy

Sasabihin ko sa inyo kung ano'ng nangyari
Nu'ng may ma-date akong isang panget na babae
Manliligaw daw niya ay talagang ang dami
Ngunit nu'ng siya'y nakita ko, mukha siyang tae

Sa akin ay matatawa ka talaga
'Pagkat kahawig na kahawig niya si Zoraida
Maniwala ka at ako'y napa-ibig niya (bakit?)
Eh, kasi ang bait-bait niya

Lahat ng aking hilingin, 'di tumatanggi
Palagi siyang nakahalik sa aking pisngi
Ako'y siya, wow
Araw-araw na 'di siya kasama ko tila gusto kong sumigaw

Gusto kong iwanan siya ngunit ako'y nagising
Ito ba'y totoo o isang panaginip?
'Di siya maganda, ngunit ako'y kanyang hari
'Di ka matanggihan kaya kasama mo palagi

Sabihin man nila na ako'y mang-mang
Para sa akin, kagandahan ay hanggang balat lamang
At sa inyo, mayro'n akong ibubulong
Second anniversary na namin 'to, tsong

Kaya para lumigaya ang iyong buhay
Humanap ka ng panget at ibigin mong tunay
At kung hindi, sige ka, puso mo'y mabibiyak
Mawalay man ang panget ay hindi ka iiyak, 'di ba?

Humanap ka ng panget
'Wag na, uy, 'wag na 'wag na, uy
Humanap ka ng panget
'Wag na, uy, 'wag na 'wag na, uy
Humanap ka ng panget
'Wag na, uy, 'wag na 'wag na, uy

Panget
'Wag na, uy, 'wag na 'wag na, uy
Panget
'Wag na, uy, 'wag na 'wag na, uy
Panget
'Wag na, uy, 'wag na 'wag na, uy
Panget
Ibigin mo'ng tunay, break it down, yo!

Thank you very much!
The man! (Yeah)
Salamat!

Ayos 'yan
Ang galing-galing
Jay, galing mo, Jay
Oh, Jay, tapos na tugtog mo
Ba't 'di ka pa umuwi?

Spooky

Oh, what's this? We have an extra chair here
Maybe someone will jam with us
You should've done magic, huh
It suddenly appeared, it wasn't there earlier, huh

We have a guest to call
From the band Kamikazee, a very intense band
He's coming, this is Jay
Of course, first and foremost
(Woo-hoo!) Haha (woo-hoo!) Woo-hoo! (Woo-hoo!) Woo-hoo!
It's getting red- (Chee Gab)
I'm drunk

Hey, my friends, what happened here?
Why did my face suddenly turn pale?
Trembling, my hair stood on end
I want to scream, I want to run, far away

Hey! I saw something
A woman who shows up in the kitchen every night
Damn! A white lady is coming
Spooky, it's unnerving!
I got nervous, slowly approached her
From behind, I suddenly grabbed her
I was embarrassed when I found out who it was
It was just my mom, I thought it was a ghost!

My grumpy dad (spooky!)
Hot rice (spooky!)
My clingy girlfriend (spooky!)
Full of hang ups!

Alone in the room, what is this?
In the middle of the darkness, I'm getting nervous
Around me, someone's staring
Spooky, I'm shaking

So, I kept quiet and I got nervous
Got down from my bed, slowly
Then ran to the light and suddenly turned it on
It was just a mirror, thank goodness!

My grumpy dad (spooky!)
Naughty dog (spooky!)
My annoying teacher (spooky!)
Who's super ugly!

If you want to live a happy life
Find an ugly one and love her truly
An ugly one that you really can't accept
And not the man of your dreams

But the reason why I said this is simple
Because handsome men are just playing around
With your time, first, not just money
But they're ready to leave you in a jiffy

When you have nothing more to give, right?
So an ugly man is what you should look for, girl
If not, go ahead, your heart will break
Even if the ugly one is gone, you won't cry, right?

Find an ugly one
Don't, hey, don't you dare, hey
Find an ugly one
Don't, hey, don't you dare, hey
Find an ugly one
Don't, hey, don't you dare, hey

I'll tell you what happened
When I dated an ugly girl
There were so many suitors
But when I saw her, she looked like shit

You'll really laugh at me
Because she looked a lot like Zoraida
Believe me, I fell in love with her (why?)
Because she was so kind

Everything I asked for, she never refused
She's always kissing my cheek
I'm her, wow
Every day that she's not with me, I feel like screaming

I wanted to leave her but I woke up
Was this real or just a dream?
She's not beautiful, but I'm her king
You can't refuse her so she's always with you

They may say I'm a fool
For me, beauty is only skin deep
And to you, I have something to whisper
It's our second anniversary, dude

So to live a happy life
Find an ugly one and love her truly
And if not, go ahead, your heart will break
Even if the ugly one is gone, you won't cry, right?

Find an ugly one
Don't, hey, don't you dare, hey
Find an ugly one
Don't, hey, don't you dare, hey
Find an ugly one
Don't, hey, don't you dare, hey

Ugly
Don't, hey, don't you dare, hey
Ugly
Don't, hey, don't you dare, hey
Ugly
Don't, hey, don't you dare, hey
Ugly
Love her truly, break it down, yo!

Thank you very much!
The man! (Yeah)
Thank you!

That's good
That was awesome
Jay, you were great, Jay
Oh, Jay, your performance is over
Why aren't you home yet?