Текст песни The Elmo Song - Parradox

Elmo came with the AK-47
Shot Big Bird, and the bitch stopped living
Turns out Bert and Ernie had ordered that hit
But, they told everybody that she died from Covid
So, Elmo got a check for 30,000 dollars
Now, he's down south with some bitches in the holler
Elmo's hoes be on their knees
While he teaches the kids to do their ABC's
Like damn, Elmo be thugging for real
Turned on PBS, he had gold in his grill
I was gonna change the channel up on the TV
But, then he started saying what the letters mean

He said A is for awesome, B is for balling
C is for calling hoes, D is what they wanting
E is for ecstasy, F is for fuck with me
G is you're gonna see, H, just how it be
I'm just kidding, Elmo didn't say that
He's in a cop car, handcuffed in the back
What happened, you ask, well, let me tell
The reason why Elmo is going to jail
Bitches started playing games, but Elmo ain't no player
So, Elmo went crazy, Elmo went gangster
Bitches started playing games, but Elmo ain't no player
So, Elmo went crazy, Elmo went gangster

Elmo came with the AK-47
Gunned that bitch down behind the 7-Eleven
Had no reason to hide, so he waited for the cops
And, when they showed up, he was smoking crack rock
Like damn, Elmo done went off his rocker
They was bout to set him up with a crazy doctor
Then, he got bailed out, by who, it was a shocker
He got bailed out by the sheriff's baby mama
Now, that's fucked up, but wouldn't you know
She brought Elmo a brick from Mexico
She said Elmo is there anything else that you need
Said can you tell me how to get to Sesame Street
Like damn