It Takes Two

Right about now
You're about to be possessed
By the sounds of MC Rob Base
And DJ EZ Rock
Hit it!

It takes two to make a thing go right
It takes two to make it out of sight
It takes two to make a thing go right
It takes two to make it out of sight

I wanna rock right now
I'm Rob Base and I came to get down
I'm not internationally known
But I'm known to rock a microphone
Because I get stupid, I mean outrageous
Stay away from me if you're contagious
'Cause I'm a winner, no, not a loser
Being MC is what I choose-a
Ladies love me, girls adore me
I mean, even the ones who never saw me
Like the way that I rhyme at a show
The reason why, man, I don't know
So let's go, 'cause

It takes two to make a thing go right
It takes two to make it out of sight
It takes two to make a thing go right
It takes two to make it out of sight

My name's Rob, I got a real funky concept
Listen up 'cause I'm gonna kick it in step
I got an idea that I wanna share
You don't like it, so what? I don't care
I'm number one, the uno, I like comp
Bring all the suckers 'cause all of them I'll stomp
Gold and black but I won't protect
All my followers 'cause all I want's respect
I'm not a doctor, put 'em in a rapture
A slick brother back in D.C., I thought ya
'Cause I'm Rob, the last name Base, yeah
And on the mic, I'm known to be the freshest
So let's start, it shouldn't be too hard
I'm not a sucker so I don't need a bodyguard
I won't guess, wear a bulletproof vest
Don't smoke buddha, can't stand stress, yes

It takes two to make a thing go right
It takes two to make it out of sight
It takes two to make a thing go right
It takes two to make it out of sight

Situation that the Base is in
I'm kinda stingy, that's why I don't wanna lend
A funky rhyme to a foe or a good friend
Listen up 'cause I want you to comprehend
'Cause I'm the leader, the man superior
I take care of ya and then you get wearier
So just sit, my rhymes are not counterfeit
The record sells which makes this one a hit
It won't hurt to listen to Red Alert
Take off your shirt, make sure it don't hit the dirt
I like the kids, the guys, the girls
I want the ducats, this is Rob Base World
I'm on a mission so you better just listen
To my rhymes 'cause they're all about dissin', 'cause

It takes two to make a thing go right
It takes two to make it out of sight
It takes two to make a thing go right
It takes two to make it out of sight

I stand alone, I don't need anyone
'Cause I'm Rob, just came here to have fun
Don't need friends to act like foes
'Cause I'm Rob Base, the one who knows
About things that make you get weary
Don't cheer me, just hear me out
'Cause I got the clout, shout (Ho!)
Before I turn the party out
I won't stutter or check my voice
Speak clearly so you can be my choice
On stage or on record
Go to the wiz and select it
Take it off the rack, if it's wack, put it back
I like the Whopper, the Big Mac
If you want static, so let's go, so
Throw up your hands, go for what you know
Bro, I got an ego
Yo, talkin' to me? No, I didn't think so
Rob is in the front, EZ Rock is in the back up
We're not soft so you better just stack up
'Cause I'm cool, calm just like a breeze
Rock the mic with the help of EZ Rock
On the set, the music plays
Only cuts the records that I say

It takes two to make a thing go right
It takes two to make it out of sight
It takes two to make a thing go right
It takes two to make it out of sight

Alright now, EZ Rock
When I count to three, I want you to get busy
Y'all ready now? One, two, three, get loose now
It takes two to make a thing
It takes two to make a thing
It takes two to make a thing
It takes two to make a thing
It takes two to make a thing
It takes two to make a thing
It takes two to make a thing
It takes two to make a thing
It takes two to make a thing