Roller Derby Queen

Gonna tell you a story you won't believe
I fell in love last Friday evening
With a girl I saw on the barroom TV screen
I was just getting ready to get my hat
When she caught my eye and I put it back
I ordered myself a couple more shots and beers

It was the night I fell in love with a roller derby queen
Around and 'round, go 'round and 'round
The meanest hunk of woman anybody ever seen
Down in the arena, uh-huh
Around and 'round, go 'round and 'round
Around and 'round, go 'round and 'round
Oh, 'round and 'round

Well, she was five foot six and two-fifteen
A bleached blonde bomber with a string of mean
She knew how to tussle, she knew how to rumble and fight
Now the roller derby program said
She looked like a refrigerator with a head
Her friends called her Tuffy, all her fans just called her Spike

It was the night I fell in love with a roller derby queen
Around and 'round, go 'round and 'round
The meanest hunk of woman anybody ever seen
Down in the arena, uh-huh
Around and 'round, go 'round and 'round
Around and 'round, go 'round and 'round
Oh, 'round and 'round

It was the night I fell in love with a roller derby queen
Around and 'round, go 'round and 'round
The meanest hunk of woman anybody ever seen
Down in the arena, uh-huh
Around and 'round, go 'round and 'round
Around and 'round, go 'round and 'round
Oh, 'round and 'round

Now I couldn't all help but fall in love
With this heavy-duty woman I've been speaking of
Things looked bad 'til she skated into my life
Now she might be nasty, she might be fat
But I never heard anybody tell her that
She's my bleached blonde bomber, my heavy-handed hackensack mama

It was the night I fell in love with a roller derby queen
Around and 'round, go 'round and 'round
The meanest hunk of woman anybody ever seen
Down in the arena, uh-huh
Around and 'round, go 'round and 'round
Around and 'round, go 'round and 'round
Oh, 'round and 'round