Satin And Silk

Since my trips have been extensive, well, I say, everywhere
Honey, I've become a much, much wiser gal
For I've noticed that the expensive, well, expensive underwear
That kinda improves a gal's morale
'Cause it's strange how lovely lingerie
That affects a gal's false modesty
If she's wearin' silk and satin
Well, turn around, honey, satin and silk

Though she knows that boys are evil imps
Yet she yearns to give those boys a glimpse
That is, she's wearin' silk and satin
Turn around again, honey, satin and silk

Now, you can't expect a lady to, well, to exert a certain pull
If she's wearin' flannel bloomers, darlin'
And her stockings, they're made of wool
Because a woman's woes, they're at an end
And she's all prepared to meet her friend
If she's wearin' silk and satin
She's for pettin' and for pettin'
If she's just wearin' that silk and satin
That satin and silk

Honey, it's real strange, strange what undergarments do
To convert a maiden's point of view
If she's just got on that silk and satin
Oh so smooth, yeah, good feelin', satin and silk
She will never say that her pride was hurt
Should a breeze blow by and lift her skirt
If she's wearin' that silk and satin
Oh, they love that breeze, honey, it's satin and silk, yeah

Oh, she tippy toes all down the street
Lifts her skirt a little bit so the ruffles'll show
Red satin, oh, that's really high class
But she feels much more self-confident
And will dine alone with any gent
If she's wearin' silk and satin
Just give her broccoli au gratin
If she's wearin' silk and satin
Ah, satin and silk

Honey, I shall remove this cotton immediately