Текст песни Baby Hand Dan - Phather Phresh

Spitting off the top of the dome
Original shit, ain't a fucking G-easy clone
I take first prize with my sick rhymes I be coughin in the zone
I'm dead inside I've got a coffin at home
The words "fuck hatters" written on my tombstone
At least when I die it'll be easier to bone
What comes after death is an unknown
But if I'm sent to hell they'll put me on the throne
I'm a bad ass rapper but I know I ain't alone
I'm still the only one that calls a brothel a home

Let me tell you about a hell of a man
Goes by the name of baby hand Dan
Pulling on my heart and he won't let go
He takes the whole team in his tiny baby hands
That's when we know we're not alone

It's like he's out measuring horses
Got his eye on me when I run the courses
Pulling on my heart with unseen forces
He takes your hands and then divorces
Small hands, man I endorse it
Alright sit back for my sick monologue
And fuck cross country Kellogg
Yo I rap till I peep the frog
Fuck hatters hatting on my dialogue
I make them sweat like Hitler in a synagogue
Imma rap well past the epilogue
Bout to be the celebrated underdog

Let me tell you about a hell of a man
Goes by the name of baby hand Dan
Pulling on my heart and he won't let go
He takes the whole team in his tiny baby hands
That's when we know we're not alone

All those Kellogg bitches do is DQ
And Dan the team just wants to be with you

Kellogg you think you can peep like me?
You bitches can't compete with me
Just try to fucking repeat like me

Any other rapper is just a fucking tadpole
Their bitch mom didnt know about birth control
And their dad couldn't control his sausage roll
He shoulda known that whore was just a finger hole
I'm the best rapper lighter than coal
Probably cuz I sold my soul
Illuminati took it at the 48th superbowl
Still only half as good as my man the realist baby hand Dan

Let me tell you about a hell of a man
Goes by the name of baby hand Dan
Pulling on my heart and he won't let go
He takes the whole team in his tiny baby hands
That's when we know we're not alone

I love the way you say be back by curfew
A father to the cross country crew
When will you realize that we need you?
I guess patience is a virtue