Rules for Mules

Gotta clean my mouth out with soap
I gotta stop swearing, I gotta stop swearing
Gotta clean my eyes out with dirt
I gotta stop staring, I gotta stop staring

English was made to be rhymed
Or made to be destroyed, Or made to be destroyed
Organized organism
Don't ruffle the feathers
Don't ruffle the feathers
Don't touch a thing

Call shotgun babe and we can bust out of this popsicle stand
Everything good comes to an end
The saddest and happiest day you will miss that eventually
This white christmas is too much for me

It's not what you look like
It's who you look like
It's who you look like
If silence is a crime
Then everything's guilty
Everything's guilty

Wish that I'd met her sooner
Wish that I could consume her
Mistress of Luna
Mistress of Luna
Take care of yourself

Call shotgun babe and we can bust out of this popsicle stand
Everything good comes to an end
The saddest and happiest day you will miss that eventually
This white christmas is too much for me