Текст песни Ramen King - Pink Guy

お早うございます。
今日はラーメンを作ります。
楽しみですね。
じゃ、始めましょう。
Yeah
I still masturbate while eating top ramen
At a faster rate in the bigger quantities
It counts as rape when I'm slurping at this unbelievable pace
I turn the temperature up all the way
Sweat up on my face
If you give no effort
If you got no money
Then I got a cheap method
Crack it open throw it in a pan and let it cook bitch
Now that's a real education
Fuck books!
If you wanna make in college acknowledge
All the flavors that be dropping
Mad knowledge on these pussy ass canned goods
We got chicken and beef to boost the manhood
Anybody want a piece of me will have to get this ramen first
Start with the shrimp and then the fire
If you're fully blazed then this shit'll get you higher
Thirty-five cents a pack, three for a dollar
Unbelievable pricing that's the future of a blue collar worker
And I'm talkin' bout ramen
This shit'll fill you up when you're feeling like an African
Come back when you're in the state that I'm in
And say hi to my homeboy top ramen