Do the Bartman

Yo, hey, what's happenin', dude?
I'm a guy with a rep for bein' rude
Terrorizing people wherever I go
It's not intentional, just keepin' the flow
Fixin' test scores to get the best score
Droppin' banana peels all over the floor
I'm the kid that made delinquency an art
Last name Simpson, first name Bart

I'm here today to introduce the next phase
The next step in the big Bart craze
I got a dance real easy to do
I learned it with no rhythm and so can you
So move your body if you got the notion
Front to back in a rock-like motion
Now that you got it, if you think you can
Do it to the music, that's the Bartman

Everybody if you can do the Bartman
Shake your body, turn it out if you can, man
Lift your back to the side, yes, you can, can
Everybody in the house do the Bartman
Everybody if you can do the Bartman
Shake your body, turn it out if you can, man
Lift your back to the side, yes, you can, can
Everybody in the house do the Bartman

It wasn't long ago, just a couple of weeks
I got in trouble, yeah, pretty deep
Homer was yellin', Mom was too
Because I put mothballs in the beef stew
Punishment time in the Air Alert's gloom
Sittin' by myself, confined to my room
When all else fails, nothin' else left to do
I turn on the music so I can feel the groove

Move your body if you got the notion
Front to back in a wide-back motion
Move your hips from side to side now
Don't you slip, let your feet glide down
If you got the groove, you got it easy
Like movin' in time with the music
You just might start a chain reaction
If you can do the Bart, you're bad like Michael Jackson

Everybody if you can do the Bartman
Shake your body, turn it out if you can, man
Lift your back to the side, yes, you can, can
Everybody in the house do the Bartman
Everybody if you can do the Bartman
Shake your body, turn it out if you can, man
Lift your back to the side, yes, you can, can
Everybody in the house do the Bartman

(Do the Bartman) Do the Bartman
Everybody back and forth from side to side
(Do the Bartman) Do the Bartman
Put your feet up off the floor and let 'em glide
(Do the Bartman) Do the Bartman
If she can do it, you can do it, so can I
(Do the Bartman) Do the Bartman

Now here's a dance beat that you can't deny
What the hell? Will you stop that infernal racket?
Do the Bartman!
Oh, my ears! Lisa, put that saxophone away!
Don't touch this!
I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, you can't prove anything

I land in the house, feelin' good to be home
'Til Lisa starts blowin' that damn saxophone
And if it was mine, you know they'd take it away
But still I'm feelin' good, so that's okay
I'm up in my room just a-singin' a song
Listen to the kick drum kickin' along
Yeah, Lisa likes jazz, she's your number one fan
I know I'm bad 'cause I do the Bartman

Everybody if you can do the Bartman
Shake your body, turn it out if you can, man
Lift your back to the side, yes, you can, can
Everybody in the house do the Bartman

(Do the Bartman) Do the Bartman
Everybody back and forth from side to side
(Do the Bartman) Do the Bartman
If she can do it, you can do it, so can I

Move your body if you got the notion
Front to back in a wide-back motion
Move your hips from side to side now
Don't you slip, let your feet glide down
If you got the groove, you got it easy
Like movin' in time with the music
You just might start a chain reaction

Everybody if you can do the Bartman
Shake your body, turn it out if you can, man
Lift your back to the side, yes, you can, can
Everybody in the house do the Bartman
Everybody if you can do the Bartman
Shake your body, turn it out if you can, man
Lift your back to the side, yes, you can, can
Everybody in the house do the Bartman

Everybody if you can do the Bartman
Shake your body, turn it out if you can, man
Lift your back to the side, yes, you can, can
Everybody in the house do the Bartman
Everybody if you can do the Bartman
Shake your body, turn it out if you can, man
Lift your back to the side, yes, you can, can
Everybody in the house do the Bartman

(Do the Bartman) Do the Bartman
Everybody back and forth from side to side
(Do the Bartman) Do the Bartman
Put your feet up off the floor and let 'em glide
(Do the Bartman) Do the Bartman
If she can do it, you can do it, so can I
(Do the Bartman) Do the Bartman
Now here's a dance beat that you can't deny

Okay!
Oh, wow, man