Horny Pony - 2023 Remaster

Whoo
Oh, yes (ahh)
New dance commercial, take one
Whoo, whoo, whoo
Ah, yes
There U go, there U go

Horny people, gather here (uhh)
Horny people, gather here (uhh)

Horny people, gather here
We are fixin' to put it in all your ears
We got a new dance
For the next eight years
I'm talkin' about the dance
That every parent fears the most
It's a sex dance
It's a new dance
And it's rockin' from coast 2 coast
I'm talkin' about
I'm talkin' about
I'm talkin' about
The Horny Pony, y'all, come on

There U go, there U go
(Girlfriend)
Horny Pony
(Look at this dance Prince is doing now)
(Is he weird or what?)
Sing
(Horny Pony)
Uh
(Ow, ow, ow, ow)
(Now that's too freaky)

In the years of the war
We don't wanna know
You're buckin' that body
Like you really go for the hip stuff
H into the I into the P
It ain't enough just to do some ecstasy
U want it in your hip
U want it in your thighs
The dance that the conservatives
Most despise
'Cause it's a sex dance
It's the new dance
And it's rockin' every horny woman
Every man
It's the Horny Pony, y'all (Horny Pony)
There you go
(Ow, ow, ow, ow)

Turn around
Chicken grease in the house
(Chicken grease? I don't know)
Whoo
(That's it, I got to run)

And you can run all the way 2 Barcelona
But you can't hide
The Horny Pony get you gonna
Don't look at me, y'all
I just wrote it
Put on a record
Wrapped it up and then I sold it
Horny people, gather here (whoo)
Horny people, gather here (how long?)
For the next eight years
We got a new dance
It's the Horny Pony

(Yeah, the music's jammin')
(But it's about these words)
Sing
(Horny Pony)
(Girl, uh-uh, nope)
(Ow, ow, ow, ow)
Whoo
Whoo

Did U come to party now? (Yeah, yeah)
Do U really want to now? (Yeah, yeah)
If your horny, let me know (yeah, yeah)
The pony see you boogie now (yeah, yeah)

(So how am I supposed to do this dance?)
How you do the dance?
(I can't do that, I'm a lady)
(Nigga, please!)
(I can't do that)
What?
(Uhhhhh)

Listen 2 me
While I show U how 2 do it (oww)
Just like a virgin
U got to ease in to it (oww)
Movin' your legs
From the left to right (oww)
Your arms up high
Like an eagle in flight
Keep your hands shakin'
Like a leaf on a tree
Jack be nimble (whoo)
You're doin' it, see
The Horny Pony, y'all
There you go, there you go
It's the Horny Pony
Whoo
Whoo
Ahhh yeah

(Do you believe this?)
(Oh my god, this guy)
(Oh, he's just so)
(He's just so weird) (I gotcha)
(Oh my goodness) (I gotcha)
(Would U look at this?)
(I just cannot believe) (I gotcha)
(I gotcha)
(Girl, uh-uh, nope)
Ahh
(Horny Pony)
Whoo!
(Ow, ow, ow, ow)

Did U come here alone?
(Uh, yeah, why?)
Well guess who you goin' home with?
(Huh?)
Ha ha ha ha ha
(Ugh, that's nasty)
Yeah

(There you go, there you go)
The Horny Pony (hit me)
(There you go, there you go)
(Horny Pony)
(There you go, there you go)