They Call Me Professor Longhair

Well, all the boys call me Doctor Professor Longhair
The girls all call me a little old lovin' man
All the boys call me Doctor Professor Longhair
But the girls all call me a little old lovin' man
Well, they know I'm not a doctor, baby
Then they know I'll give a helping hand

Well, you know I know I'm not a doctor, baby
But I wouldn't advise you try to prove I'm not a doctor's son
Yes, you know I'm not a doctor, baby
But I wouldn't advise you to try to prove I'm not a doctor's son
Well, I'm gonna stay right here
That is until the doctor comes

Well, hurry down to my office, darling
I'm open from midnight until the break of day
All of you girls hurry down to my office in the morning
Baby, I'm open from midnight until the break of day
You know I don't care what's hurting you, honey
Little girl, I know I can drive your pains away

Well, ask anybody, honey
And I do mean in your own neighborhood
Yes, ask anybody, darling
Little girl, in your own neighborhood
And I guarantee they'll tell you if I can't cure you, sugar
I bet your family doctor won't do you no good

That's why they call me Doctor Professor Longhair
That's why the girls all call me a little old lovin' man
Oh, the boys call me Doctor Professor Longhair
But the girls all call me a little old lovin' man
But alright, I know my own regulator
Baby, I've got the remedies right here in my hand

Well, ask anybody, darling
I said ask anybody in your own neighborhood
Yes, ask anybody, baby
Little girl, in your own neighborhood
I guarantee you if I can't cure you, sugar
I know your family doctor won't do you no good

That's why they call me Doctor Professor Longhair
That's why the girls call me a little old lovin' man
That's why they call me Doctor Professor Longhair
That's why the girls call me a little old lovin' man
Well, I'm a hard regulator
I've got the remedies right here in my hand