Текст песни Deadboi - Provost

I wasn't gonna do this, but you're a fuckin bitch, bitch
When your friends become your haters
Fuckin weird pedo-beard
Shave that weird patchy hair on your face
And for god's sake, stop SCREAMIN ON THE MIC!
"EPIC RAP BATTLES OF IMAGINATION, BITCH!"
Fuckin mama's boy...

NicePeter just hit me on a text
Last night he thought your battle was a wreck
Wait, you're gonna ignore us? I'm perplexed
We've all sent you a message and left us all on read
Damn, I'm really sorry you made it come to this
And I would never do this for a hundred clicks
But I've got an idea for this fucker's diss
And I wasn't gonna publish it, but the whole crew's lovin it

Zandy Flandy, listen, man, I never thought I'd come to face you
But you've betrayed dude so put away that self esteem and answer the people that made you
And I could care less if your weird ass tried to upstage me
Cause you been gettin that ERBP money and still haven't paid me
And they call me the wannabe, but you sure are pretty fuckin Shady

You on a rhyme got the crowd yelling "BOO!" ("you suck!")
So before you try, I doubt anyones letting you make a sting like
"The Cover Album was sickening
Listening to Bling Face sing is making my ears ring

Say I need some autotune, bitch, this is a rap battle
And you'd fumble with the mic 'fore you ever had your ass tackled
Fuckin' redhead, you've been a bad apple
Sunkist-luva Fanta-sizes about Zack's ass hole!

Bro chill, ORANGE ya glad you had me go there?
You been ignoring and don't wanna open our mail
So now I'm goin HAM cause you opened the can of spam
Well too bad I'm white, coulda call it blackmailed

Hold up, is that a green screen or a mold field?
And the fuck's on your shirt? Cream cheese or old milk?
Ugh, You'll never get a date dirty boy, so keep suckin' your own dick!

"Your last cover album sucked. You need singing classes
Oh shoot, I think I been missing my classes, procrastinating on rap battles"
Such a fuckin' hypocrite when you come at me, lil goof

And luxury? OH, we know that you've got a brand new camera and studio
To go with just to try to use it for the channel that you stole bitch
Giving the innocent look like, "What money is this money you speak of? I
Don't know shit!"

Just in my mini GOAT stage and still killing your face, literally, thank you to Matthew
You can clearly see I'm aimed directly @ you
Your ass is grass. Your a DEADBOI like statue!
GLLRRLLAT! TAT-TAT-TAT- pew!
Even with my weak shots, you've become the past dude
Nobody want fuck with him
No one wants to talk to him
While we're on the subject, it's probably because of autism

Oooh shit. WAIT!

But have I gone too far? Nahh, you've made of cancer dawg
And we finna tell mommy if you don't answer dawg!
Now I remember you complainin' you didn't like to stand too long
Well now you stand alone, all because you couldn't stand to loan
("RAP BATTLE OUTRO!") So now there's you, dancing alone

And how come you scrapped the final battle after everyone did their part, like it doesn't concern you?
Now we all gotta make a new tracks. ("but why Zander?")
Probably cause you know we already murdered you

YOU'RE A DEADBOI
YOU'RE A DEADBOI
YOU'RE A DEADBOI
YOU'RE SO. FUCKIN. DEAD. BOI!

I'm sick you sayin you look buff when all I can see is chub, motherfucker, so let's talk about it
Everyday your mama cooks you up some lunch and you're like
What? 21 or something? Yea we can talk about it
I'm sick of the long hair and your hearing it's pretty off, so we can talk about it
I love this track man, but I got my own part if you think I'm trying to be a Marshall Mathers

I just wanna talk are you hearing me boi?
I don't even care about a parody boi
I just wanna fuck with ya lyrically boi
After this, I bet you finna need some therapy boi
You don't intimidate me cause you dont compare to me boi
I'm on another level, put me on a pedestal, and motherfuckin stare at me
Boi, fucking cherish me boi. Get ready with the parachute, better prepare to
Deploy

Cause they been looking up to you but this is how I drop you off
And why is it in every call, Zander's got his webcam
On actin all weird and shit like twerking, or literally jerking off
I'm sick of this gingered twerp like, Justin, why'd we let him work for us?

I know it seemed impossible in the beginning without an editor
But just think without Zander, overtime, we could've gotten better
Sure it would've taken a little longer, but maybe we could've ended up
Bigger
Maybe we'd still be going, making a living, but we got played by this
Fucking ginger

We were gonna give it a little time and maybe try to work something out with ya
But Justin just informed me that you STILL be claiming our dimes, cause
Cam done outed ya
Ok, I might've said "our dimes" but I did it for the rhyme
I'm actually talkin about THOUSANDS bruh
And you better hope you didn't spend a motherfucking penny
Because thats a lot of money that your gonna have to salvage up