Текст песни This Is Not a Song, It's a Sandwich - Psychostick
I
know
what
you're
thinking
You're
thinking,
"This
is
a
song"
Well
I
guess
I'll
just
have
to
show
you
Exactly
where
you
are
WRONG!
Why
aren't
you
hearing
the
cheese?
Why
aren't
you
feeling
the
ham?
If
you
don't
listen
you'll
miss
it
You
don't
understand
I
will
explain
it
all
once
I
can
explain
it
all
twice
To
make
it
clear
to
your
brain
Until
you've
taken
a
bite
It
couldn't
be
a
dam
'cause
it
doesn't
have
a
beaver
It's
not
the
DMV
'cause
it
doesn't
make
you
wait
It
couldn't
be
a
taco
'cause
it
isn't
very
crunchy
It
couldn't
be
an
Olsen
'cause
it
isn't
Mary-Kate
It
can't
be
Dirty
Dancing
'cause
it
doesn't
make
you
vomit
It
couldn't
be
an
iron
'cause
it
doesn't
burn
your
face
It
couldn't
be
Bruce
Campbell
'cause
it
isn't
freakin'
awesome
It
couldn't
be
a
keyboard
'cause
it
doesn't
have
a
space...
BAR!
(Be-cause)
This
is
not
a
song,
it's
a
SANDWICH!
What
would
make
you
think
otherwise?
This
is
not
a
song,
it's
a
SANDWICH!
Now
no
more
of
your
vile
filthy
lies
(This
is
a
song)
NO
IT'S
A
SANDWICH!
(Uh...
But,
it's
a
song)
NO
IT'S
A
SANDWICH!
So
what
are
you
thinking?
Still
think
this
is
a
song?
Do
you
require
more
proof?
Do
you
enjoy
being
wrong?
Why
aren't
you
hearing
the
meat?
Why
aren't
you
feeling
the
bread?
If
you
don't
listen,
you'll
miss
it
You're
making
me
sad
I
will
explain
it
all
once
I
can
explain
it
all
twice
And
then
again
and
again
Until
you've
taken
a
bite!
It
couldn't
be
a
chick
'cause
it
doesn't
want
to
marry
It
can't
be
Windows
Vista
'cause
it
doesn't
suck
enough
It
couldn't
be
a
boob
'cause
it
isn't
very
squishy
It
couldn't
be
a
beer
'cause
it
isn't
good
and
stuff
It
couldn't
be
a
tub
'cause
it
doesn't
have
a
ducky
It
couldn't
be
a
stoner
'cause
it
doesn't
have
a
joint
It
couldn't
be
an
egg
'cause
there
is
no
Easter
Bunny
It
couldn't
be
a
song
'cause
it
doesn't
have
a
point
(Be-cause!)
This
is
not
a
song,
it's
a
SANDWICH!
What
would
make
you
think
otherwise?
This
is
not
a
song,
it's
a
SANDWICH!
It's
really
just
a
hoagie
in
disguise
(I'm
pretty
sure
this
is
a
song)
NO
IT'S
A
SANDWICH!
(...
Sooong!)
SANDWICH!
(SONG!)
SANDWICH!
(Jesus,
dude,
what
is
wrong
with
you?)
NO
IT'S
A
SANDWICH!
Lettuce,
bacon,
mayo,
tomato,
cheese,
olives
Onions,
frog,
tuna,
turkey,
peppers,
salami
Noodles,
pizza,
tires,
CROWBARS!
You
bought
(or
stole!)
This
dumb
CD
Now
you
are
suffering
Driving
home,
working
out
Or
at
your
job
At
your
house,
or
wherever
On
your
iPod
1 # 1 Radio $ingle
2 373 Thank Yous
3 Passive Vengeance
4 You've Got Mail Enhancement
5 Vah-Jay-Jay
6 We Ran Out of CD Space
7 This Is Not a Song, It's a Sandwich
8 Grocery Escape Plan
9 Don't Eat My Food
10 Minimum Rage
11 Girl Directions
12 Die... A Lot!
13 Metal?
14 A Lesson in Modesty
15 P is the Best Letter
16 The Hunger Within
17 Too Many Food
18 Orange
19 Beer, Part 2
20 An Attempt at Something Serious
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