Текст песни Can I Have My Balls Back, Please? - Pulp

At the bottom of the stairway
I turned round as I was ready to leave and said
"Oh can I have my balls back, please?"
Well they might not mean that much to you
But they sure as hell mean so much to me
So can I have my balls back, please?
Oh can I have my balls back, please?
Can I have my balls back, please?
How am I gonna get through my life if
You don′t return them to me? Oh, no no
Oh can I have my balls back, please?
Oh can I have my balls back, please?
I can't really be a man
Look at me I′m down on my knees
Yeah
So I went to New York City to see a doctor thinking maybe that he.
Would understand the state I was in
He said: "I'd dearly love to help you son
But you see the same thing's happened to me."
So now I′m home and I′m asking you just once more
Please
Oh can I have my balls back, please?
Can I have my balls back, please?
How am I gonna get through my life if you don't return them to me?
Oh, no no
Oh can I have my balls back, please?
Can I have my balls back, please?
Oh I can′t really be a man
Look at me I'm down on my knees. Yeah
Oh and I don′t know how much longer I can live my life like this
Bring 'em back
Oh can I have my balls back, please?
Oh can I have my balls back, please?
Oh how am I gonna get through my life if you don′t return them to me?
Oh, no no
So can I have my balls back, please?
Yeah can I have my balls back, please?
Oh I can't really be a man
Look at me I'm down on my knees
Oh and I don′t know how much longer I can live my life like this
Come on
Bring ′em back
They're no use to you anymore
Oh bring them back to me