Текст песни Girl Scout - Pyrophoria

I was never in a gang
The only bang
I ever knew was when I went out
I was a Girl Scout
I don't do slang
I'm too old, can't hang
A second phone never rang
I went to church and sang
All the lords people said god dang
I was a doctor not like Dre
but what can I say
My bank
Would not like to thank
A bitch for being frank
Now my car won't crank
I'm drawing a blank
On how to crank
That Soulja boi when I have no rank
I want to swim in the shark tank

They said I'm on drugs
What the fuck
I just have ear plugs
I'm not even cool enough
How y'all get away with this stuff
When my tests are negative and your name is puff
I've never known a handcuff
But I do play dirty; I do play rough
Fuck with crazy and call my bluff
But no a bitch ain't tough

I don't have a rap name yet
Lil girl the best I can get
Lookin like alanis morriesstte
At starbucks with her fuckin pet
Broke Bitch Brunette
Homeowner's association's biggest threat
Crazy spice from the videocassette
Jessica ain't really it
Girl Scout might fit
Gang? More like a bit
Motorcycle wearing this shit
Tattooed so maybe mosh pit
I admit
I'm not tight knit
I can't commit
A bitch got anxiety, so quit
Cool it
Don't just shoot it
I refuse it
Ima lose it

Pussy money weed yes I agree
Rap often speaks to me
But I ain't never stood on the street
Shown some bitch the back of my hand
God damn
I won't show you my cold feet
Prostitution is a fucking treat
Never been on a pole
Never stole
Nothing just sold my soul
Never shot at someone on patrol
I just been on birth control
But now I'm gay
And I'd like to say
You're all a bit homophobic ok
And I'll call you a faggot all day

Again with the drugs, no
I never met up and made some dough
The only dough I know
Is do si do
That's a fucking strain of weed I'm told
I believe you but wouldn't say sold
I'm just a nerd bitch getting old
My calling card is I'm on hold
I'm not cool but I am bold
I'll help get a cop in a stranglehold
I have substance and yes it's controlled